Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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As his cock slid over her lips
On one of their bicycle trips
he started to moan
As he buried his Bone
Using her large ears as grips
 
His pecker got caught in the spokes
And trampled by 7 large blokes
Some ladies stopped by
 
His pecker got caught in the spokes
And trampled by 7 large blokes
Some ladies stopped by
Miss American Pie
They pointed and made horrible jokes
 
His todger's now wider than thick
Flatter than a popsicle stick
Like the tail of a beaver


His todger's now wider than thick
Making it hard to walk anywhere quick
Bow-legged he strolls
 
His todger's now wider than thick
Flatter than a popsicle stick
Like the tail of a beaver
He's an over-acheiver


His todger's now wider than thick
Making it hard to walk anywhere quick
Bow-legged he strolls
Looking for holes


Hiya spicy :kiss:
 
His todger's now wider than thick
Flatter than a popsicle stick
Like the tail of a beaver
He's an over-acheiver
And they've nicknamed him spotted dick!


His todger's now wider than thick
Making it hard to walk anywhere quick
Bow-legged he strolls
Looking for holes
Prowling's become his bailiwick :D



hi all :)
 
She had quite the finishing touch
He didn't know he could cum quite so much
But sandpaper hurts
And restricts the spurts
 
She had quite the finishing touch
He didn't know he could cum quite so much
But sandpaper hurts
And restricts the spurts
When gripped in a passionate clutch
 
She had quite the finishing touch
Just enough rough - not too much
But her ring got caught
So, 'twas all for naught
 
She had quite the finishing touch
Just enough rough - not too much
But her ring got caught
So, 'twas all for naught
And she was sorry bout the blood and such
 
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