Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A needed fart was all he meant
With hands on his knees, he was bent
His belly full of trapped wind
He blew out much more than just underwear lint

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A needed fart was all he meant
With hands on his knees, he was bent
His belly full of trapped wind
He blew out much more than just underwear lint
and into his underwear it all went.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'Twas too much to wipe, he needed a shower

 

[pensivepoet]

'Twas too much to wipe, he needed a shower
Hunched in the corner, the cat did cower

 

[37_ttej]

'Twas too much to wipe, he needed a shower
Hunched in the corner, the cat did cower
'Please, no more', she said

 

[pensivepoet]

'Twas too much to wipe, he needed a shower
Hunched in the corner, the cat did cower
'Please, no more', she said
As he poo-patted her head

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

'Twas too much to wipe, he needed a shower
Hunched in the corner, the cat did cower
'Please, no more', she said
As he poo-patted her head
and she gave him a mighty glower

 

[37_ttej]

Now that they're both squeaky clean

 

[pensivepoet]

Now that they're both squeaky clean
The pussy wasn't nearly as mean

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Now that they're both squeaky clean
The pussy wasn't nearly as mean
she rubbed around his legs

 

[pensivepoet]

Now that they're both squeaky clean
The pussy wasn't nearly as mean
she rubbed around his legs
So he dressed her in wigs
And tied catnip to his bean!

*Ugh! I've disgusted myself. My license to limerick is revoked. A self ban imposed*

 

[mamasota]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat

 

[Artofromance]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
It's easy, you'll see

 

[mamasota]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
Or spank the monkey, better yet

 

[37_ttej]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
Or spank the monkey, better yet
Or nibble little 'Miss Muffet'


Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
It's easy, you'll see
Just say one, two, three

 

[mamasota]

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
Or spank the monkey, better yet
Or nibble little 'Miss Muffet'
And enjoy chewing the fat!

Oh don't go banning yourself for that
Instead, have some fun, pull a rabbit out of a hat
It's easy, you'll see
Just say one, two, three
Or sing abracadabra in B Flat

 

[37_ttej]

Music is not my forté

*boom-tish*

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Music is not my forté
instead I like to party

 

[37_ttej]

Music is not my forté
instead I like to party
Let's get some groove on

(I'm reading that as 'partaaay', spoken in genuine Ocker! )

 

[thinking_theo]

Music is not my forté
instead I like to party
Let's get some groove on
Before we move on

 

[Bitesback]

Music is not my forté
instead I like to party
Let's get some groove on
Before we move on
Come on, let's start right away

 

[TomBoner]

As his cock slid over her lips

 

[pensivepoet]

As his cock slid over her lips
On one of their bicycle trips

 

[TomBoner]

As his cock slid over her lips
On one of their bicycle trips
he started to moan