Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

It is rather moist and squishy
Though something smells rather fishy
Some use it as bait
(Not on the first date)

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It is rather moist and squishy
Though something smells rather fishy
Some use it as bait
Mmmmmm... I just can't wait

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It is rather moist and squishy
Though something smells rather fishy
Some use it as bait
(Not on the first date)
I'll have a fish san and Vichy

 

[missmaddy]

It is rather moist and squishy
Though something smells rather fishy
Some use it as bait
(Not on the first date)
Unless he makes her feel 'gushy'

 

[37_ttej]

It seems Wee's a favorite theme
And so much more than a mere meme
With that sexy av
We'd all like to have
Have I walked into a wet dream?

Heehee.

If only our dreams came true

 

[DukeSupernature]

If only our dreams came true
Even only halfway would do

 

[SpicySweets]

If only our dreams came true
Even only halfway would do
My dreams are of him

 

[DukeSupernature]

If only our dreams came true
Even only halfway would do
My dreams are of him
And all kinds of sin

 

[37_ttej]

If only our dreams came true
Even only halfway would do
My dreams are of him
And all kinds of sin
They're mostly R-rated too.

 

[DukeSupernature]

The classifications are vague

 

[37_ttej]

The classifications are vague
They just slap on any old tag

 

[DukeSupernature]

The classifications are vague
They just slap on any old tag
They get my hopes up

 

[mamasota]

The classifications are vague
They just slap on any old tag
They get my hopes up
Make me ready to schtup

 

[DukeSupernature]

The classifications are vague
They just slap on any old tag
They get my hopes up
Make me ready to schtup
There was more 'R' stuff on my stag.

 

[Lia Monde]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy

 

[mamasota]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy

 

[Lia Monde]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy
A sexual delight

 

[weespanner]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy
A sexual delight
To nibble and bite

 

[mamasota]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy
A sexual delight
To nibble and bite
And sooo much better than Sushi



GM ((((wee))))

 

[Lia Monde]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy
A sexual delight
To nibble and bite
Especially when she's hot and juicy.

 

[Artofromance]

Miss M has a beautiful tushy
And a muff that's plush and bushy
A sexual delight
To nibble and bite
But afterwards, please pass the toothbrush-y

 

[Lia Monde]

Sushi made Suzy feel randy

 

[weespanner]

good morning ((mama)) et al

Sushi made Suzy feel randy
So her boyfriend kept raw fish handy

 

[Lia Monde]

Sushi made Suzy feel randy
So her boyfriend kept raw fish handy
She begged for it raw

 

[mamasota]

Sushi made Suzy feel randy
So her boyfriend kept raw fish handy
She begged for it raw
And with gusto he'd gnaw