Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

Whaddya do that for now, Wee!?
Do you mean 'wee' as in pee?
Good lord, man's a fool

(heehee, I'm so subtle )

 

[weespanner]

Whaddya do that for now, Wee!?
Do you mean 'wee' as in pee?
Good lord, man's a fool
He thinks with his tool

 

[37_ttej]

Whaddya do that for now, Wee!?
Do you mean 'wee' as in pee?
Good lord, man's a fool
He thinks with his tool
He's pretty 'small-minded', I see!

Bwahahaha!

 

[TomBoner]

"Say it ain't so" she proclaimed

 

[Sundayschild]

"Say it ain't so" she proclaimed
Her cheeks and her buttocks enflamed

 

[TomBoner]

"Say it ain't so" she proclaimed
Her cheeks and her buttocks enflamed
His cock was so big

 

[kedsnbourbon]

"Say it ain't so" she proclaimed
Her cheeks and her buttocks enflamed
His cock was so big
And fat as a pig

 

[weespanner]

"Say it ain't so" she proclaimed
Her cheeks and her buttocks enflamed
His cock was so big
And fat as a pig
So she had it mounted and framed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He mounted her frame with pleasure

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

He mounted her frame with pleasure
after tying her to his bed with a tether

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He mounted her frame with pleasure
Repeatedly digging for treasure

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He mounted her frame with pleasure
Repeatedly digging for treasure
His probe found the spot

He mounted her frame with pleasure
after tying her to his bed with a tether
The whip it did sting

 

[lakesailer_mi]

He mounted her frame with pleasure
Repeatedly digging for treasure
His probe found the spot
She clenched her twat

He mounted her frame with pleasure
after tying her to his bed with a tether
The whip it did sting
Her cries had a ring

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He mounted her frame with pleasure
Repeatedly digging for treasure
His probe found the spot
She clenched her twat
Then released all that tight pressure

He mounted her frame with pleasure
after tying her to his bed with a tether
The whip it did sting
Her cries had a ring
A night of playtime and leisure

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

She went to Vegas all by herself

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She went to Vegas all by herself
In search of buffets and showgirls and wealth

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She went to Vegas all by herself
To a casino, dressed like an elf

 

[BrokenRomantic]

oops

She went to Vegas all by herself
In search of buffets and showgirls and wealth
Instead lost her money

She went to Vegas all by herself
To a casino, dressed like an elf
She won at the slots

 

[mamasota]

She went to Vegas all by herself
In search of buffets and showgirls and wealth
Instead lost her money
To a T-Girl called Sunny



She went to Vegas all by herself
To a casino, dressed like an elf
She won at the slots
Offered everyone body shots

 

[stickygirl]

She went to Vegas all by herself
In search of buffets and showgirls and wealth
Instead lost her money
To a T-Girl called Sunny
Whose honeypot game wasn't stealth



She went to Vegas all by herself
To a casino, dressed like an elf
She won at the slots
Offered everyone body shots
But the gnome drank her pee for his health

*shrugs*

 

[weespanner]

sticky

A sticky girl's always a treat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A sticky girl's always a treat
They are so delicious to eat

 

[weespanner]

A sticky girl's always a treat
They are so delicious to eat
Something to savor

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A sticky girl's always a treat
They are so delicious to eat
Something to savor
A unique flavor

 

[weespanner]

A sticky girl's always a treat
They are so delicious to eat
Something to savor
A unique flavor
Fruity acidic and sweet