Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Backdoor_Bella]

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeett!!! Don't leave me!" She cried in despair
It's OK, I'm back; there, there.
But not here to stay

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeett!!! Don't leave me!" She cried in despair
It's OK, I'm back; there, there.
But not here to stay
Destined to go 'way

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeett!!! Don't leave me!" She cried in despair
It's OK, I'm back; there, there.
But not here to stay
Destined to go 'way
Like a drugged-up promiscuous mare

 

[DukeSupernature]

Potions concocted in attics

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Potions concocted in attics
Bubbling and stirring, erratic

 

[DukeSupernature]

Potions concocted in attics
Bubbling and stirring, erratic
There's one for the meek

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Potions concocted in attics
Bubbling and stirring, erratic
There's one for the meek
So they'll make women squeak

 

[DukeSupernature]

Potions concocted in attics
Bubbling and stirring, erratic
There's one for the meek
So they'll make women squeak
And show the folly of static.

 

[TomBoner]

His cock was throbbing like mad

 

[weespanner]

His cock was throbbing like mad
He'd just watch a shower gel ad

 

[DukeSupernature]

His cock was throbbing like mad
He'd just watched a shower gel ad
Slippery or bust

 

[TomBoner]

His cock was throbbing like mad
He'd just watched a shower gel ad
Slippery or bust
An orgasm was a must

 

[DukeSupernature]

His cock was throbbing like mad
He'd just watched a shower gel ad
Slippery or bust
An orgasm was a must
And a 'shower' was to be had.

 

[SpicySweets]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet

 

[37_ttej]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet
Here, use this ball gag - just try it

 

[SpicySweets]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet
Here, use this ball gag - just try it
He placed it between my lips

 

[37_ttej]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet
Here, use this ball gag - just try it
He placed it between my lips
Then positioned my hips

 

[mamasota]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet
Here, use this ball gag - just try it
He placed it between my lips
Then positioned my hips
Nice and supple, thanks to that diet

 

[SpicySweets]

He told me to cum, nice and quiet
Here, use this ball gag - just try it
He placed it between my lips
Then positioned my hips
That fucking, oh it was a riot

 

[37_ttej]

(A quiet riot? Heehee)

Her eyes rolled back in her head

 

[weespanner]

Her eyes rolled back in her head
He panicked - thought she was dead

 

[37_ttej]

Her eyes rolled back in her head
He panicked - thought she was dead
He have her a poke
(sensitive bloke )

 

[weespanner]

Her eyes rolled back in her head
He panicked - thought she was dead
He gave her a poke
(sensitive bloke )
And she gushed all over the bed

 

[37_ttej]

Whaddya do that for now, Wee!?

*he really is clueless! *

 

[weespanner]

Whaddya do that for now, Wee!?
Do you mean 'wee' as in pee?