Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[BrokenRomantic]

The knots keep his dick from cumming

 

[weespanner]

The knots keep his dick from cumming
And interfered with his plumbing

 

[Artofromance]

The knots keep his dick from cumming
And interfered with his plumbing
A pipe wrench won't do

 

[DukeSupernature]

The knots keep his dick from cumming
And interfered with his plumbing
A pipe wrench won't do
To make his aim true

 

[weespanner]

The knots keep his dick from cumming
And interfered with his plumbing
A pipe wrench won't do
To make his aim true
And could cause some serious numbing

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Haha that one made me laugh

Best to let it hang loose and free

 

[weespanner]

Best to let it hang loose and free
Unless it dangles to your knee

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Best to let it hang loose and free
Unless it dangles to your knee
Strap it down with twine

 

[DukeSupernature]

Best to let it hang loose and free
Unless it dangles to your knee
Strap it down with twine
Don't tie knots too fine

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Best to let it hang loose and free
Unless it dangles to your knee
Strap it down with twine
Don't tie knots too fine
Or rope burn will make you sorry

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ropes should only be used on wrists

 

[37_ttej]

Ropes should only be used on wrists
Bound with firm, sensuous twists

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ropes should only be used on wrists
Bound with firm, sensuous twists
Then starts the teasing

 

[Lia Monde]

Ropes should only be used on wrists
Bound with firm, sensuous twists
Then starts the teasing
Leading to pleasing

 

[37_ttej]

Ropes should only be used on wrists
Bound with firm, sensuous twists
Then starts the teasing
Leading to pleasing
Of course, when Lia insists.

 

[37_ttej]

"It's pretty darn quiet", he said

 

[weespanner]

"It's pretty darn quiet", he said
Perhaps they're all tied to the bed

 

[37_ttej]

"It's pretty darn quiet", he said
Perhaps they're all tied to the bed
Sooo ... what shall Wee do?

*heehee*

 

[weespanner]

"It's pretty darn quiet", he said
Perhaps they're all tied to the bed
Sooo ... what shall Wee do?
I'm not telling you

 

[BusinessTime]

"It's pretty darn quiet", he said
Perhaps they're all tied to the bed
Sooo ... what shall Wee do?
I'm not telling you
I'd be questioned if this didn't end with head.

 

[37_ttej]

She unzipped his fly real slow

 

[weespanner]

She unzipped his fly real slow
His pre-cum had started to flow

 

[37_ttej]

She unzipped his fly real slow
His pre-cum had started to flow
So then, with a grin

 

[weespanner]

She unzipped his fly real slow
His pre-cum had started to flow
So then, with a grin
She took him all in

 

[37_ttej]

She unzipped his fly real slow
His pre-cum had started to flow
So then, with a grin
She took him all in
So good - he let it all go!

* sigh - no control, these youngsters *