Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[MichaelinChina]

Sara's sweet breasts stretched her sweater

Her nipples as tight as a drum

 

[availableslave2u]

Sara's sweet breasts stretched her sweater
Her nipples as tight as a drum
just begging to be played with

 

[DukeSupernature]

Sara's sweet breasts stretched her sweater
Her nipples as tight as a drum
Just begging to be played with
If you pay the tithe

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wtf ? ? ? ?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sara's sweet breasts stretched her sweater
Nothing she wore accented them better
It was tight as a drum
Her nipples she'd strum
If you ask, she'll say it's ok to pet her

There . . . . fixed

 

[walkawayrenee]

I think you are so good with words....

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think you are so good with words...
You're so sexy I'd come back for thirds

 

[walkawayrenee]

I think you are so good with words...
You're so sexy I'd come back for thirds
Mmmmm, sweep me away

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think you are so good with words...
You're so sexy I'd come back for thirds
Mmmmm, sweep me away
Let's run off and play

 

[walkawayrenee]

I think you are so good with words...
You're so sexy I'd come back for thirds
Mmmmm, sweep me away
Let's run off and play
Yes, just like the bees and the birds.

 

[FantasySlut]

Sara's ass was made for fucking

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Sara's ass was made for fucking
Riding hard, plunging in and bucking

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Sara's ass was made for fucking
Riding hard, plunging in and bucking
But even 'round front

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Sara's ass was made for fucking
Riding hard, plunging in and bucking
But even 'round front
Was a beautiful cunt

 

[weespanner]

Sara's ass was made for fucking
Riding hard, plunging in and bucking
But even 'round front
Was a beautiful cunt
With a clit just ripe for sucking

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

John had been eying off Jane for months

 

[37_ttej]

John had been eying off Jane for months
Wet-dreaming of legth and boobth and cunths

(poor John has a slight speech impediment)

 

[weespanner]

John had been eying off Jane for months
Wet-dreaming of legth and boobth and cunths
His tongue was so long

 

[37_ttej]

John had been eying off Jane for months
Wet-dreaming of legth and boobth and cunths
His tongue was so long
(and so was his dong)

 

[weespanner]

John had been eying off Jane for months
Wet-dreaming of legth and boobth and cunths
His tongue was so long
(and so was his dong)
"Thwirl my crown" was one of his stunths

 

[37_ttej]

Nice finish, Wee.

He had a fun party trick

 

[weespanner]

He had a fun party trick
He could give his own ass a lick

 

[37_ttej]

He had a fun party trick
He could give his own ass a lick
He's his own best boss

 

[weespanner]

He had a fun party trick
He could give his own ass a lick
He's his own best boss
Uses pubes as floss

 

[37_ttej]

He had a fun party trick
He could give his own ass a lick
He's his own best boss
Uses pubes as floss
And can tie knots in his dick.

(Gotta go - have a good one, Wee )