Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FantasySlut]

I enjoy the mature men of LIT

 

[DukeSupernature]

I enjoy the mature men of LIT
Are these those whom say 'breast' not 'tit'?

 

[37_ttej]

I enjoy the mature men of LIT
Are these those whom say 'breast' not 'tit'?
They demonstrate class

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I enjoy the mature men of LIT
Are these those whom say 'breast' not 'tit'?
They demonstrate class
When they dream about ass

 

[37_ttej]

I enjoy the mature men of LIT
Are these those whom say 'breast' not 'tit'?
They demonstrate class
When they dream about ass
And how much she'd be likely to fit.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If I said I wanted your cum on my tits

 

[37_ttej]

If I said I wanted your cum on my tits
I'd warn you my cock fairly gushes not 'spits'

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I said I wanted your cum on my tits
I'd warn you my cock fairly gushes not 'spits'
Facing a geyser

 

[37_ttej]

If I said I wanted your cum on my tits
I'd warn you my cock fairly gushes not 'spits'
Facing a geyser
Outta my 'Kaiser'

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I said I wanted your cum on my tits
I'd warn you my cock fairly gushes not 'spits'
Facing a geyser
Outta my 'Kaiser'
It'll cover every other bit.

 

[mamasota]

Seems she was really down on her luck http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/11.gif

 

[cliteatingman]

Seems she was really down on her luck http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/11.gif
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat
And she is fond of meat

 

[dagdag]

Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat

Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat
This is so neat!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat
And she is fond of meat
So she hangs out by the hot dog truck



Seems she was really down on her luck
Her sign says "For food, will fuck"
Hey, a girl's gotta eat
This is so neat!
She'll give your cock and right good suck

 

[poppadog]

If I had a vibrator I'd use it

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I had a vibrator I'd use it
To stir my tea it's the shiz-nit

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If I had a vibrator I'd use it
To stir my tea it's the shiz-nit
Good for massages

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I had a vibrator I'd use it
To stir my tea it's the shiz-nit
Good for massages
Worries it assuages

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If I had a vibrator I'd use it
To stir my tea it's the shiz-nit
Good for massages
Worries it assuages
Only pleasure you'll have, don't fret

 

[thebeesknees]

In the shower he took her to play

 

[weespanner]

In the shower he took her to play
The best way to start off hump day

 

[BrokenRomantic]

In the shower he took her to play
The best way to start of hump day
Press her to the wall

 

[weespanner]

In the shower he took her to play
The best way to start of hump day
Press her to the wall
Just don't slip and fall