Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Corbal]

Maxi-pads tampons and all of that stuff
When they come into play, sex is tough
Although, if you are uterus free

 

[85Ironman]

Maxi-pads tampons and all of that stuff
When they come into play, sex is tough
Although, if you are uterus free
They no longer affect thee

 

[AbsintheFather]

Maxi-pads tampons and all of that stuff
When they come into play, sex is tough
Although, if you are uterus free
They no longer affect thee
Everyone prefers a cotton-free muff

 

[TomBoner]

Way down there in the land of cotton

 

[weespanner]

Way down there in the land of cotton
Where cool breezes make nipples tauten

 

[TomBoner]

Way down there in the land of cotton
Where cool breezes make nipples tauten
She laid herself bare

 

[weespanner]

Way down there in the land of cotton
Where cool breezes make nipples tauten
She laid herself bare
The wind in her hair

 

[sweetsauce]

Way down there in the land of cotton
Where cool breezes make nipples tauten
She laid herself bare
The wind in her hair
Played with her pussy making it sodden

Wee hugs

 

[sweetsauce]

The gopher said no early spring

 

[85Ironman]

The gopher said no early spring
This is the year that winter is King

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string

 

[Firecracker]

The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
More snuggles in bed

 

[sweetsauce]

The gopher said no early spring
This is the year that winter is King
So stay in your bed


The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
Some thermal socks

 

[85Ironman]

The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
More snuggles in bed
And where snuggles led

The gopher said no early spring
This is the year that winter is King
So stay in your bed
Covers up to your head

The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
Some thermal socks
A chick who's a fox

 

[weespanner]

The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
More snuggles in bed
And where snuggles led
Soon had his hot tongue in her ring


The gopher said no early spring
This is the year that winter is King
So stay in your bed
Covers up to your head
And have fun with your ding-a-ling


The gopher said no early spring
So pack away that scant g-string
Some thermal socks
A chick who's a fox
Will both help to warm up your thing

 

[thebeesknees]

4 trillion more in taxes he cried

 

[85Ironman]

4 trillion more in taxes he cried
Alongside the rest of that whiniest tribe

 

[thebeesknees]

4 trillion more in taxes he cried
Alongside the rest of that whiniest tribe
We just want it all

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

4 trillion more in taxes he cried
Alongside the rest of that whiniest tribe
We just want it all
And we'll take your 'spare' ball

 

[thebeesknees]

4 trillion more in taxes he cried
Alongside the rest of that whiniest tribe
We just want it all
And we'll take your 'spare' ball
The rest we'll get when you've died

 

[thebeesknees]

I love the mature ladies here on Lit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I love the mature ladies here on Lit
They have style, class and playful wit

 

[thebeesknees]

I love the mature ladies here on Lit
They have style, class and playful wit
Experience is not wasted

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I love the mature ladies here on Lit
They have style, class and playful wit
Experience is not wasted
Like fine wine, they're tasted

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I love the mature ladies here on Lit
They have style, class and playful wit
Experience is not wasted
Like fine wine, they're tasted
Yes they are superior I must admit