Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When you're rocking a vibe like that
The batteries very quickly go flat

 

[SpicySweets]

When you're rocking a vibe like that
The batteries very quickly go flat
Always so greedy

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

When you're rocking a vibe like that
The batteries very quickly go flat
Always so greedy
When you get needy

 

[37_ttej]

When you're rocking a vibe like that
The batteries very quickly go flat
Always so greedy
When you get needy
For that smooth, contoured silicone shaft humming and sliding and grinding around and ... in, and ... and, out and ... oh, fuuuuuuck!!

Leastways, that what Jane say.
I give her battery anaconda for birthday for use on lonely nights when sometimes Tarzan away.
Me very thoughtful like that.

 

[FantasySlut]

Let's get this party started

 

[37_ttej]

Let's get this party started
And we'll do nothing half-hearted

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Let's get this party started
By getting your pretty thighs parted

 

[DukeSupernature]

Let's get this party started
And we'll do nothing half-hearted
I brought all the fizz


Let's get this party started
By getting your pretty thighs parted
Ribbons on your toes

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Let's get this party started
And we'll do nothing half-hearted
I brought all the fizz
And a gallon of jizz


Let's get this party started
By getting your pretty thighs parted
Ribbons on your toes
And tattoo, 'Eat at Joe's'

 

[DukeSupernature]

Let's get this party started
And we'll do nothing half-hearted
I brought all the fizz
And a gallon of jizz
To leave you all arts and crafted.

Let's get this party started
By getting your pretty thighs parted
Ribbons on your toes
And tattoo, 'Eat at Joe's'
The 'Early Bird' special is lauded.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The Duke, a prolific jizz artist

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Duke, a prolific jizz artist
The windows to the walls skeet-kissed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The Duke, a prolific jizz artist
The windows to the walls skeet-kissed
Sherwin Williams White
His cum makes it bright
Add your own, for an Art Deco twist

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

BR often adds more lines than just one

 

[DukeSupernature]

BR often adds more lines than just one
When he's on a roll it is fun

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

BR often adds more lines than just one
When he's on a roll it is fun
His poetic styling

*why do I always end in weird words? sorry, next person!

 

[charlygirly]

BR often adds more lines than just one
When he's on a roll it is fun
His poetic styling

*why do I always end in weird words? sorry, next person!

BR often adds more lines than just one
When he's on a roll it is fun
His poetic styling
Is a literature defiling

 

[DukeSupernature]

BR often adds more lines than just one
When he's on a roll it is fun
His poetic styling
Is a literature defiling
Sure to give your money a run.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Staying awake isn't easy for some

 

[DukeSupernature]

Staying awake isn't easy for some
Dodging the seduction of slum (ber)

 

[SpicySweets]

Staying awake isn't easy for some
Dodging the seduction of slum
The pull toward dreams

 

[DukeSupernature]

Staying awake isn't easy for some
Dodging the seduction of slum
The pull toward dreams
Unstitched at the seams

 

[SpicySweets]

Staying awake isn't easy for some
Dodging the seduction of slum (ber)
The pull toward dreams
Unstitched at the seams
A willing victim of sleep you've become

 

[thebeesknees]

Maxi-pads tampons and all of that stuff

 

[85Ironman]

Maxi-pads tampons and all of that stuff
When they come into play, sex is tough