Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[HellBenttoo]

Four endings are better than none
We'll need a nap when we're done

 

[Adre]

Four endings are better than none
It means we had four times the fun

 

[weespanner]

Four endings are better than none
We'll need a nap when we're done
No room on the bed!


Four endings are better than none
It means we had four times the fun
A limerick tryst

 

[puffinpenguin]

Four endings are better than none
We'll need a nap when we're done
No room on the bed!
On the floor instead!

Four endings are better than none
It means we had four times the fun
A limerick tryst
From which we untwist

 

[weespanner]

Four endings are better than none
We'll need a nap when we're done
No room on the bed!
On the floor instead!
A shag carpet for everyone!


Four endings are better than none
It means we had four times the fun
A limerick tryst
From which we untwist
And bugger off into the sun!

 

[summer_knight]

She liked a good shag on the floor

 

[DarciD]

She liked a good shag on the floor
That left her backside a bit sore

 

[puffinpenguin]

She liked a good shag on the floor
That left her backside a bit sore
Shaking and begging

 

[steelyblue73]

She liked a good shag on the floor
That left her backside a bit sore
Shaking and begging
For his deep pegging

 

[frictional]

She liked a good shag on the floor
That left her backside a bit sore
Shaking and begging
For his deep pegging
She cried "Harder!" and "Deeper!" and "More!"

 

[LeeNorCal]

His schlong was real long, like a horse

 

[frictional]

His schlong was real long, like a horse
And his manner quite vulgar and coarse

 

[dearc]

His schlong was real long, like a horse
And his manner quite vulgar and coarse
His language was nasty

 

[frictional]

His schlong was real long, like a horse
And his manner quite vulgar and coarse
His language was nasty
And when he passed gas, he

 

[LizVegas79]

His schlong was real long, like a horse
And his manner quite vulgar and coarse
His language was nasty
And when he passed gas, he
he flew off the porch.

 

[frictional]

As he timidly lifted her skirt

 

[LizVegas79]

As he timidly lifted her skirt
she undid the buttons of his shirt

 

[summer_knight]

As he timidly lifted her skirt
she undid the buttons of his shirt
His hand felt her mound

 

[dearc]

As he timidly lifted her skirt
she undid the buttons of his shirt
His hand felt her mound
While her hand wrapped around

 

[Cymru6969]

As he timidly lifted her skirt
She undid the buttons of his shirt
His hand felt her mound
Her hand wrapped around
Such girth, knowing she hit pay dirt

 

[Trekka]

"I swiped right," she said with a grin

 

[Hornblende]

"I swiped right," she said with a grin
"When I saw your cock reached to your chin"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"I swiped right," she said with a grin
"When I saw your cock reached to your chin"
Expecting great deeds

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"I swiped right," she said with a grin
"When I saw your cock reached to your chin"
Expecting great deeds
Fulfilling her needs
Double teaming her with his twin!

 

[Hornblende]

"I swiped right," she said with a grin
"When I saw your cock reached to your chin"
Expecting great deeds
Fulfilling her needs
But only a tenth would go in.