Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Weespanner has rescued the thread!
Then off to the shower she fled
So now she is clean

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner has rescued the thread!
Then off to the shower she fled
So now she is clean
Totally pristine *insert halo smiley*

 

[Hornblende]

Weespanner has rescued the thread!
Then off to the shower she fled
So now she is clean
Totally pristine *insert halo smiley*
I'm off to write Haikus instead.

 

[Cymru6969]

I got free promos for my thread!

 

[Hornblende]

I got free promos for my thread!
Well we'd hate for your thread to be dead!

 

[Cymru6969]

I got free promos for my thread!
Well we'd hate for your thread to be dead!
Much obliged to all

 

[weespanner]

I got free promos for my thread!
Well we'd hate for your thread to be dead!
Much obliged to all
Kindred protocol

 

[Bitesback]

I got free promos for my thread!
Well we'd hate for your thread to be dead!
Much obliged to all
Kindred protocol
We want all our threads to be read.

 

[HellBenttoo]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn

 

[Cymru6969]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
When pubes did pussies adorn

 

[Bitesback]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
The type where pantaloons are worn

 

[Cymru6969]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
The type where pantaloons are worn
Silent, black and white

 

[Adre]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
When pubes did pussies adorn
Please no Brazilians

 

[Cymru6969]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
When pubes did pussies adorn
Please no Brazilians
Orgy cotillions!

 

[weespanner]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
When pubes did pussies adorn
Please no Brazilians
Orgy cotillions!
Those grainy pics give him the horn


He's a fan of old fashioned porn
The type where pantaloons are worn
Silent, black and white
No moaning? That's shite!

 

[Bitesback]

He's a fan of old fashioned porn
When pubes did pussies adorn
Please no Brazilians
Orgy cotillions!
Those grainy pics give him the horn


He's a fan of old fashioned porn
The type where pantaloons are worn
Silent, black and white
No moaning? That's shite!
A peek piques his interest, he's sworn

 

[Cymru6969]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass

 

[weespanner]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place

 

[Cymru6969]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained

 

[weespanner]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained
While bollocks get drained

 

[Cymru6969]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained
While bollocks get drained
On afros and often the face

 

[Adre]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained
While bollocks get drained
Most of it right on her face

 

[HellBenttoo]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained
While bollocks get drained
But never a hair out of place!

 

[puffinpenguin]

Real boobs, real pubes and thumping bass
And squirting all over the place
Shag carpets get stained
While bollocks get drained
Amidst cries of "not on my face!"

 

[weespanner]

wow!

Four endings are better than none