Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Adre]

Her habits were hardly vanilla
He was a fortunate fella

 

[weespanner]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace
And worn on his face
Cos he really enjoyed the faint stink

He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin
Which made his wife grin
Though his daughter just gave him a wink

Her habits were hardly vanilla
He was a fortunate fella
Her fetish was hair

 

[Hornblende]

Her habits were hardly vanilla
He was a fortunate fella
Her fetish was hair
She'd knit it and wear

 

[weespanner]

Her habits were hardly vanilla
He was a fortunate fella
Her fetish was hair
She'd knit it and wear
A thong that looked like a chinchilla

 

[Cymru6969]

She liked her coffee strong and black

 

[Hornblende]

She liked her coffee strong and black
And was kinky and good in the sack

 

[Adre]

She liked her coffee strong and black
And was kinky and good in the sack
Fueled by caffeine

 

[Hornblende]

She liked her coffee strong and black
And was kinky and good in the sack
Fueled by caffeine
She became more obscene

 

[weespanner]

She liked her coffee strong and black
And was kinky and good in the sack
Fueled by caffeine
She became more obscene
And showed ev'ryone pics of her crack

 

[LeeNorCal]

Rosie was a sweet lass from Eire

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Rosie was a sweet lass from Eire
Freckles adorn her derriere

 

[Cymru6969]

Rosie was a sweet lass from Eire
Freckles adorn her derriere
Sunbathing while nude

 

[DarciD]

Rosie was a sweet lass from Eire
Freckles adorn her derriere
Sunbathing while nude
Certainly not a prude

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Rosie was a sweet lass from Eire
Freckles adorn her derriere
Sunbathing while nude
Certainly not a prude
Blinding the priest in County Clare!

 

[dearc]

She said it was just a joke

 

[DarciD]

She said it was just a joke
Broke the heart of that poor dear bloke

 

[dearc]

She said it was just a joke
Broke the heart of that poor dear bloke
He'd pleaded in vain

 

[DarciD]

She said it was just a joke
Broke the heart of that poor dear bloke
He'd pleaded in vain
Still his heart was slain

 

[LeeNorCal]

She said it was just a joke
Broke the heart of that poor dear bloke
He'd pleaded in vain
Still his heart was slain
So he went home, alone, for a stroke

 

[LovelyWhore]

She gave her a kiss

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She gave her a kiss
such a dear little miss
Then she peed her pants

 

[Hornblende]

She gave her a kiss
such a dear little miss
Then she peed her pants

Hell, help everyone! Call the Limerick brigade! We've been invaded by almost haikus.

 

[weespanner]

Hell, help everyone! Call the Limerick brigade! We've been invaded by almost haikus.

how about a slight edit to bring it to limerick form...

She gave her a lingering kiss
She was such a dear little miss
Then she peed her pants
Squeezing her implants
Cos one of them started to hiss

 

[Hornblende]

how about a slight edit to bring it to limerick form...

She gave her a lingering kiss
She was such a dear little miss
Then she peed her pants
Squeezing her implants
Cos one of them started to hiss

Weespanner has rescued the thread!

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner has rescued the thread!
Then off to the shower she fled