Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

A codpiece will keep you quite safe
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
While "building up steam"
Or better still just have a shave

 

[Hornblende]

A codpiece will keep you quite safe
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
While "building up steam"
Or better still just have a shave

This talking of rubbing inflames

 

[JackMoz]

This talking of rubbing inflames
And can bring up quite a few names

 

[steelyblue73]

:d

....

 

[GypsyGirl84]

This talking of rubbing inflames
And can bring up quite a few names
Like Arnold or Tom

 

[Hornblende]

This talking of rubbing inflames
It's all part of Weespaner's games
She winds us all up

 

[JackMoz]

This talking of rubbing inflames
And can bring up quite a few names
Like Arnold or Tom
Or maybe your Mom!

 

[GypsyGirl84]

This talking of rubbing inflames
And can bring up quite a few names
Like Arnold or Tom
Or maybe your Mom!
Then it's no longer fun and games

 

[JackMoz]

Slow posters give me the giggles

 

[Adre]

This talking of rubbing inflames
It's all part of Weespaner's games
She winds us all up
We're aching to shtup

 

[Hornblende]

This talking of rubbing inflames
It's all part of Weespaner's games
She winds us all up
We're aching to shtup
Some willing available dames

 

[SomberBard]

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[Cymru6969]

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I must say, his finest line yet

 

[Hornblende]

I must say, his finest line yet
An eloquent note of regret

 

[weespanner]

I must say, his finest line yet
An eloquent note of regret
Perhaps it's morse code?

 

[Hornblende]

I must say, his finest line yet
An eloquent note of regret
Perhaps it's morse code
For a beautiful ode?

 

[weespanner]

I must say, his finest line yet
An eloquent note of regret
Perhaps it's morse code
For a beautiful ode?
Or a secret message for Jett?

 

[weespanner]

He confessed that he had a strange kink

 

[Adre]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink

 

[Hornblende]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink

 

[weespanner]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace


He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin

 

[Hornblende]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace
And worn on his face

He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin
Which made his wife grin

 

[weespanner]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace
And worn on his face
While he wanks into the kitchen sink


He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin
Which made his wife grin
But Greenpeace sprayed him with red ink

 

[Hornblende]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace
And worn on his face
While he wanks into the kitchen sink


He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin
Which made his wife grin
But Greenpeace sprayed him with red ink

Brava!

Her habits were hardly vanilla

 

[Adre]

He confessed that he had a strange kink
The panties he wore were bright pink
And delicate lace
And worn on his face
Cos he really enjoyed the faint stink

He confessed that he had a strange kink
He liked to wear ermine and mink
Against his bare skin
Which made his wife grin
Though his daughter just gave him a wink