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That line could be pushed for pleasure.
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
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That line could be pushed for pleasure.
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
With full handed grasps
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
With full handed grasps
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That line could be pushed for pleasure.
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
Some bras need strong straps!
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
Some bras need strong straps!
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That line could be pushed for pleasure.
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
Some bras need strong straps!
To control the hidden treasure
Words like breasts you need to measure
Or weigh up, perhaps
Some bras need strong straps!
To control the hidden treasure
Deprived_in_AZ
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He enjoyed his afternoon wank
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He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
For that he had tumblr to thank
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He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
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He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
Screen's covered in slime
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
Screen's covered in slime
Deprived_in_AZ
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He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
He soon spewed his slime
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
He soon spewed his slime
Deprived_in_AZ
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Lol snap! Hi, Miss Wee
Hi, Miss Weeweespanner
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great minds! Hi Dee
He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
He soon spewed his slime
When he saw her getting a spank
He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
Screen's covered in slime
And he's now got an empty tank
He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
He soon spewed his slime
When he saw her getting a spank
He enjoyed his afternoon wank
For that he had tumblr to thank
Her page was sublime
Screen's covered in slime
And he's now got an empty tank
Deprived_in_AZ
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Great and dirty minds think alike
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Great and dirty minds think alike
And sex is like riding a bike
And sex is like riding a bike
weespanner
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Great and dirty minds think alike
And sex is like riding a bike
A nice plush saddle
Leg up and straddle
And sex is like riding a bike
A nice plush saddle
Leg up and straddle
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^^...and that doesn't rhyme, gentleman 
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^^...and that doesn't rhyme, gentleman
Perhaps they could try it again
Perhaps they could try it again
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^^...and that doesn't rhyme, gentleman
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
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^^...and that doesn't rhyme, gentleman
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
Or knee the crown jewels
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
Or knee the crown jewels
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^^...and that doesn't rhyme, gentleman
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
Or knee the crown jewels
Wow guys, let's beware of WeeSpan. ner....
Perhaps they could try it again
And follow the rules!
Or knee the crown jewels
Wow guys, let's beware of WeeSpan. ner....
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A codpiece will keep you quite safe
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A codpiece will keep you quite safe
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
weespanner
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A codpiece will keep you quite safe
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
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A codpiece will keep you quite safe
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
While "building up steam"
Those with large twigs are prone to chafe
Just rub on some cream
While "building up steam"
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