Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[LizVegas79]

She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
too much baking perhaps
It won't fit through the escape hatch

She made the submarine start to sink

 

[GypsyGirl84]

She made the submarine start to sink
By pulling down her shirt (that's her kink)

 

[RedDeeDee]

She made the submarine start to sink
By pulling down her shirt (that's her kink)
The crew began to retch

 

[SlyderInside]

She made the submarine start to sink
By pulling down her shirt (that's her kink)
The crew began to retch
Since her chest was quite sketch

 

[RedDeeDee]

She made the submarine start to sink
By pulling down her shirt (that's her kink)
The crew began to retch
Since her chest was quite sketch
Driving gazers to the edge of the brink

 

[Hornblende]

When taking your man in your mouth

 

[dearc]

When taking your man in your mouth
A favorite of girls in the South

 

[Hornblende]

When taking your man in your mouth
A favorite of girls in the South
First cover your teeth

 

[weespanner]

When taking your man in your mouth
A favorite of girls in the South
First cover your teeth
Create a slick sheath

 

[Hornblende]

When taking your man in your mouth
A favorite of girls in the South
First cover your teeth
Create a slick sheath
For anything else is uncouth.

 

[LeeNorCal]

A couple invited a Bi man

 

[Cymru6969]

A couple invited a Bi man
To spice up their lives, if he can

 

[Trekka]

A couple invited a Bi man
To spice up their lives, if he can
He brought ginger and cloves

 

[Cymru6969]

A couple invited a Bi man
To spice up their lives, if he can
He brought ginger and cloves
To Brighton and Hove(s)

 

[mamasota]

Cym

A couple invited a Bi man
To spice up their lives, if he can
He brought ginger and cloves
To Brighton and Hove(s)
Remember, he was a pie man

 

[dearc]

He got lost in her blue eyes

 

[DarciD]

He got lost in her blue eyes
As bright as Caribbean skies

 

[LeeNorCal]

He got lost in her blue eyes
As bright as Caribbean skies
She gave him a nod

 

[jameslewis]

He got lost in her blue eyes
As bright as Caribbean skies
She gave him a nod
And a peek at her bod

 

[KimaniNight]

A lass of ebony curls and skin

 

[Cymru6969]

A lass of ebony curls and skin
Had requisite skills to lure men in

 

[Trekka]

A lass of ebony curls and skin
Had requisite skills to lure men in
Wits, tits, and cooking

 

[DarciD]

A lass of ebony curls and skin
Had requisite skills to lure men in
Charm she exuded

 

[KimaniNight]

A lass of ebony curls and skin
Had requisite skills to lure men in
Charm she exuded
But none were included
Save the one fair-skinned lad she would win

 

[Adre]

A lass of ebony curls and skin
Had requisite skills to lure men in
Wits, tits, and cooking
Throw in good looking