Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress
Well that sucks! (or not)
No cocks, just twat
That rhymes in the US, I guess?

 

[summer_knight]

Words sound different, where 'ere you go

 

[Cymru6969]

Words sound different, where 'ere you go
Down in N'awlins they call me Breaux

 

[weespanner]

Words sound different, where 'ere you go
Down in N'awlins they call me Breaux
A sexy accent

 

[Adre]

Words sound different, where 'ere you go
Down in N'awlins they call me Breaux
A sexy accent
Can help pay the rent

 

[summer_knight]

Words sound different, where 'ere you go
Down in N'awlins they call me Breaux
A sexy accent
Can help pay the rent
In some towns a ho is still a ho

 

[Cymru6969]

The downpayment required knee pads

 

[steelyblue73]

The downpayment required knee pads
Only from the gals, not from the lads

 

[RedDeeDee]

The downpayment required knee pads
Only from the gals, not from the lads
Field hockey they played

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

The downpayment required knee pads
Only from the gals, not from the lads
Field hockey they played
Nude girls were displayed

 

[RedDeeDee]

The downpayment required knee pads
Only from the gals, not from the lads
Field hockey they played
Nude girls were displayed
But not for those who had 'nads!

 

[JackMoz]

Rugby was the sport of manly men

 

[Hornblende]

Rugby was the sport of manly men
With odd shaped balls, started when

 

[Cymru6969]

Rugby was the sport of manly men
With odd shaped balls, started when
It's rough in a scrum

 

[Hornblende]

Rugby was the sport of manly men
With odd shaped balls, started when
It's rough in a scrum
When they try not to cum

 

[RedDeeDee]

Rugby was the sport of manly men
With odd shaped balls, started when
It's rough in a scrum
When they try not to cum
Homo-eroticism again and again

 

[KimaniNight]

Chess is the thinking woman's game

 

[dearc]

Chess is the thinking woman's game
For men its about the same

 

[Penuche]

Chess is the thinking woman's game
For men its about the same
But play 'gainst yourself

 

[SlyderInside]

Chess is the thinking woman's game
For men its about the same
But play 'gainst yourself
Or imagin'ry elf

 

[Penuche]

Chess is the thinking woman's game
For men its about the same
But play 'gainst yourself
Or imagin'ry elf
And you might find you can't win the game.

 

[RedDeeDee]

Women are smarter than men

 

[KimaniNight]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen

 

[dearc]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen
They get lost in thought

 

[RedDeeDee]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen
They get lost in thought
But are never fraught