Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Penuche]

A ginger and brunette did tarry
With a toothless bald geezer named Barry
Whom they soon left behind
While they wined and they dined
And ran off with the waiter, young Gary.

 

[RedDeeDee]

A ginger tasted a brunette

 

[Penuche]

A ginger tasted a brunette
He thought 'twas as close as he'd get

 

[RedDeeDee]

A ginger tasted a brunette
Se thought 'twas as close as she'd get
But the brunette gave a smile

 

[JackMoz]

A ginger tasted a brunette
Se thought 'twas as close as she'd get
But the brunette gave a smile
And the ginger stayed a while

 

[RedDeeDee]

A ginger tasted a brunette
Se thought 'twas as close as she'd get
But the brunette gave a smile
And the ginger stayed a while
And the two girls had nary a regret

 

[KimaniNight]

The two sailed east on the morning tide

 

[dearc]

The two sailed east on the morning tide
Hoping for an exciting ride

 

[LeeNorCal]

The two sailed east on the morning tide
Hoping for an exciting ride
But the wind died down

 

[DarciD]

The two sailed east on the morning tide
Hoping for an exciting ride
But the wind died down
And off came her gown

 

[Hornblende]

The two sailed east on the morning tide
Hoping for an exciting ride
But the wind died down
And off came her gown
As she showed him her intimate side

 

[weespanner]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed

 

[Hornblende]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed
Then he licked her while she gave him head

 

[weespanner]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed
Then he licked her while she gave him head
She came with a gush

 

[Hornblende]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed
Then he licked her while she gave him head
She came with a gush
While he slapped her tush

 

[weespanner]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed
Then he licked her while she gave him head
She came with a gush
While he slapped her tush
'Til it turned a nice shade of red

 

[Hornblende]

They both enjoyed breakfast in bed
Then he licked her while she gave him head
She came with a gush
While he slapped her tush
'Til it turned a nice shade of red

Round two: he was thrusting inside

 

[weespanner]

Round two: he was thrusting inside
While gripping her tender backside

 

[Hornblende]

Round two: he was thrusting inside
While gripping her tender backside
She gasped with such pleasure

 

[weespanner]

Round two: he was thrusting inside
While gripping her tender backside
She gasped with such pleasure
This moment they'd treasure

 

[Hornblende]

Round two: he was thrusting inside
While gripping her tender backside
She gasped with such pleasure
This moment they'd treasure
The memory would always abide

 

[JackMoz]

A brunette, a blonde and a rehead

 

[GypsyGirl84]

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed

 

[Cymru6969]

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed
Well lucky for me

 

[Hornblende]

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed
Well lucky for me
For I fucked all three