Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[GypsyGirl84]

I declare this one the winner!

Three women I knew in my youth
A lawyer, a nurse, and a sleuth
Only one did I screw
But won't tell you who!
Though I normally stick to the truth

 

[GypsyGirl84]

The poets were off to a race

 

[JackMoz]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace

 

[RedDeeDee]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace
Sappho was present

 

[JackMoz]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace
Sappho was present
Eating stuffed wild pheasant

 

[GypsyGirl84]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace
Sappho was present
Eating stuffed wild pheasant
Happily putting the men in their place

 

[Hornblende]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace
Sappho was present
Eating stuffed wild pheasant
The juice was all over her face

 

[GypsyGirl84]

The poets were off to a race
But none wanted to suffer disgrace
Sappho was present
Eating stuffed wild pheasant
Happily putting the men in their place

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi met Sappho for dinner

 

[LizVegas79]

Rumi met Sappho for dinner
next to them sat a little spinner

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi met Sappho for dinner
next to them sat a little spinner
So tiny was she

 

[weespanner]

Rumi met Sappho for dinner
next to them sat a little spinner
So tiny was she
About four foot three

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi met Sappho for dinner
next to them sat a little spinner
So tiny was she
About four foot three
There's no room for Rumi in 'er

 

[summer_knight]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum

 

[weespanner]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum

 

[LizVegas79]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
but Sappho had laced it with cum
the flavor inspired

 

[summer_knight]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
He took a big drink

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
He felt quite randy

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
She had milked a bull



Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
The spinner mounted

 

[summer_knight]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
but Sappho had laced it with cum
the flavor inspired
and got him quite wired

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
but Sappho had laced it with cum
the flavor inspired
and got him quite wired
His next poem? 'Love up the bum.'

 

[weespanner]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
He took a big drink
And gave her a wink


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
He felt quite randy
So ordered a brandy


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
She had milked a bull
With a massive tool


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
The spinner mounted
While Sappho counted


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
but Sappho had laced it with cum
the flavor inspired
and got him quite wired
Until he was flashing his bum

 

[Cymru6969]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
He took a big drink
And gave her a wink
"I'm Muslim but I am not dumb!"


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
He felt quite randy
So ordered a brandy
And plowed poor Sappho til she's numb


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
She had milked a bull
With a massive tool
It's called a White Cuban, old chum!


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
The spinner mounted
While Sappho counted
The seconds it took her to cum

 

[LizVegas79]

Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
He took a big drink
And gave her a wink
and said, "How 'bout in my bum?"


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
He felt quite randy
So ordered a brandy
then stroked till he added some cum.


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
But Sappho had laced it with cum
She had milked a bull
With a massive tool
and then took it in her bum.


Rumi sat back and drank some rum
then decided it was time for fun
The spinner mounted
While Sappho counted
How many times they each made cum.

- sorry for messing the sequence up guys!

 

[LizVegas79]

He stared as she took off her ring

 

[Cymru6969]

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