Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[LizVegas79]

'I like that one', said The BeesKnees
Cos people rhyme and cut the cheese
Limericks are fun,
sometimes I even cum,

 

[summer_knight]

'I like that one', said The BeesKnees
Cos people rhyme and cut the cheese
Limericks are fun,
sometimes I even cum,
When the rhymes are naughty, like Wee's

 

[Hornblende]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts
Heavy sighs fill the air
When he strokes her down there
But it ruins the mood when she farts

How could you, you naughty wee spanner

 

[weespanner]

How could you, you naughty wee spanner
The best lims end in a fun manner

 

[Hornblende]

How could you, you naughty wee spanner
The best lims end in a fun manner
I confess that is true

 

[weespanner]

How could you, you naughty wee spanner
The best lims end in a fun manner
I confess that is true
This one's up to you...

 

[Hornblende]

How could you, you naughty wee spanner
The best lims end in a fun manner
I confess that is true
This one's up to you...
Hey, fart all you like if you wanna!

 

[weespanner]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud

 

[suckonsimon]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud
The aroma has everyone cowed!

 

[weespanner]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud
The aroma has everyone cowed!
As fetishes go

 

[suckonsimon]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud
The aroma has everyone cowed!
As fetishes go
Fartophillia? No, No!

 

[weespanner]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud
The aroma has everyone cowed!
As fetishes go
Fartophillia? No!
For most it's too smelly and loud!

 

[suckonsimon]

We really need to get back to arousal

 

[Hornblende]

The lim thread has a mushroom cloud
The aroma has everyone cowed!
As fetishes go
Fartophillia? No!
For most it's too smelly and loud!

Enough, enough

 

[Hornblende]

We really need to get back to arousal
With partners both single and spousal

 

[suckonsimon]

We really need to get back to arousal
With partners both single and spousal
From the one night stand

 

[barefootgirl69]

We really need to get back to arousal
With partners both single and spousal
From the one night stand
They give you a hand

 

[Hornblende]

We really need to get back to arousal
With partners both single and spousal
From the one night stand
They give you a hand
When dealing with matters carousal

 

[Cymru6969]

His excitement he could not hide

 

[Penuche]

His excitement he could not hide
From a distance 'twas easily spied

 

[mamasota]

His excitement he could not hide
From a distance 'twas easily spied
A monumental mast!


GM all!

 

[weespanner]

((mama))

His excitement he could not hide
From a distance 'twas easily spied
A monumental mast!
Which flabbers our gast

 

[Hornblende]

His excitement he could not hide
From a distance 'twas easily spied
A monumental mast!
Which flabbers our gast
We've never quite seen one that wide

 

[mamasota]

wee

"Ode To Girth" flowed from her ... pen

 

[Hornblende]

"Ode To Girth" flowed from her ... pen
She'd measured a number of men