Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[summer_knight]

She's a woman of varied taste

 

[Penuche]

She's a woman of varied taste
but some people think it a waste

 

[Cymru6969]

She's a woman of varied taste
but some people think it a waste
She discards men oft

 

[summer_knight]

She's a woman of varied taste
but some people think it a waste
She discards men oft
Especially when soft

 

[Cymru6969]

She's a woman of varied taste
but some people think it a waste
She discards men oft
Especially when soft
Just one of the reasons she's chaste

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready to go lay by the pool

 

[summer_knight]

She was ready to go lay by the pool
Off came her top, just to get cool

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready to go lay by the pool
Off came her top, just to get cool
They all started to stare

 

[summer_knight]

She was ready to go lay by the pool
Off came her top, just to get cool
They all started to stare
She knew they were there

 

[Penuche]

She was ready to go lay by the pool
Off came her top, just to get cool
They all started to stare
Nipples hard in cold air

 

[Cymru6969]

She was ready to go lay by the pool
Off came her top, just to get cool
They all started to stare
Nipples hard in cold air
She paid two grand for each you fool

 

[mamasota]

She paid her sugardaddy in kind

 

[summer_knight]

She paid her sugardaddy in kind
After all, it's the ties that bind

 

[Cymru6969]

She paid her sugardaddy in kind
After all, it's the ties that bind
For a pound of flesh

 

[DarciD]

She paid her sugardaddy in kind
After all, it's the ties that bind
For a pound of flesh
She ensured the two did mesh

 

[Lia Monde]

She paid her sugardaddy in kind
After all, it's the ties that bind
For a pound of flesh
She ensured the two did mesh
And engaged in a passionate grind

 

[Hornblende]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts

 

[weespanner]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts

 

[summer_knight]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts
Heavy sighs fill the air

 

[Hornblende]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts
Heavy sighs fill the air
When he strokes her down there

 

[weespanner]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts
Heavy sighs fill the air
When he strokes her down there
But it ruins the mood when she farts

 

[thebeesknees]

When fingers meet warm and wet parts
This leads to the flutter of hearts
Heavy sighs fill the air
When he strokes her down there
But it ruins the mood when she farts

I like that one...

 

[barefootgirl69]

'I like that one', said The BeesKnees...

 

[Cymru6969]

'I like that one', said The BeesKnees...
Cos people rhyme and cut the cheese

 

[barefootgirl69]

'I like that one', said The BeesKnees
Cos people rhyme and cut the cheese
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