Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

the end! oh, the end, it is nigh!
So it's time to have sex and get high

 

[summer_knight]

the end! oh, the end, it is nigh!
So it's time to have sex and get high
She can hit my joint

 

[Hornblende]

the end! oh, the end, it is nigh!
So it's time to have sex and get high
She can hit my joint
Then she'll soon see the point

 

[Cymru6969]

the end! oh, the end, it is nigh!
So it's time to have sex and get high
She can hit my joint
Then she'll soon see the point
Have a fine shag before you die

 

[Cymru6969]

Not to put too fine a point on it,

 

[suckonsimon]

Not to put too fine a point on it,
there are Litsters, it seems, who have no wit.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not to put too fine a point on it,
there are Litsters, it seems, who have no wit.
Just want a quick fuck

 

[Cymru6969]

Not to put too fine a point on it,
there are Litsters, it seems, who have no wit.
Just want a quick fuck
Sex with strangers? Yuck

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not to put too fine a point on it,
there are Litsters, it seems, who have no wit.
Just want a quick fuck
Sex with strangers? Yuck
Oh please, like you've never done it..

 

[Lia Monde]

Gwen lay naked in the bright sun

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Gwen lay naked in the bright sun
Reading a book and dreaming of fun

 

[Lia Monde]

Gwen lay naked in the bright sun
Reading a book and dreaming of fun
The story was sexy

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Gwen lay naked in the bright sun
Reading a book and dreaming of fun
The story was sexy
getting her messy

 

[Lia Monde]

Gwen lay naked in the bright sun
Reading a book and dreaming of fun
The story was sexy
getting her messy
She spread her legs for anyone

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia
No woman could be found who was easier

 

[Penuche]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia
Who said "On the net, I can please yer"

 

[summer_knight]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia
Who said "On the net, I can please yer"
She readied her cam

 

[Penuche]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia
Who said "On the net, I can please yer"
She readied her cam
And played with a yam

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a whore from Rhodesia
Who said "On the net, I can please yer"
She readied her cam
And played with a yam
Rhodesia? You must have amnesia.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Waking up in a strangers bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Waking up in a strangers bed
Noticing her ass cheeks were red

 

[Hornblende]

Waking up in a strangers bed
Noticing her ass cheeks were red
Her hair was awry

 

[Penuche]

Waking up in a strangers bed
Noticing her ass cheeks were red
Her hair was awry
And the smears on one thigh

 

[Hornblende]

Waking up in a strangers bed
Noticing her ass cheeks were red
Her hair was awry
And the smears on one thigh
Showed her rudest desires had been fed