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now eating while fucking is tricky
you can get all messy and sticky
So save it for later
 
now eating while fucking is tricky
you can get all messy and sticky
So save it for later
in refridgerator
 
now eating while fucking is tricky
you can get all messy and sticky
So save it for later
in refridgerator
When you hunger, you're not picky

newbie here, saying hello
 
huge thunderclouds hug the horizon
While indoors I lie with my rise on
The tension is building
She wants to be filled in
 
huge thunderclouds hug the horizon
While indoors I lie with my rise on
The tension is building
She wants to be filled in
And begged for his oversized schlong
 
Dear Dee hails from hot Arizona
Around her all men sport a boner
She makes them all dizzy
 
Dear Dee hails from hot Arizona
Around her all men sport a boner
She makes them all dizzy
their insides quite fizzy
 
Dear Dee hails from hot Arizona
Around her all men sport a boner
She makes them all dizzy
their insides quite fizzy
They never can leave her alone-a!
 
Her panties are wet ev'ry night
As she contemplates morning delight
Her man's wood when he wakes
 
Her panties are wet ev'ry night
Anticipating such delights
Her fingers just wander

Her panties are wet ev'ry night
As she contemplates morning delight
Her man's wood when he wakes
As his hunger he slakes
 
Her panties are wet ev'ry night
As she contemplates morning delight
But, oh! Disaster!
Stick it on with a plaster!
 
Her panties are wet ev'ry night
As she contemplates morning delight
But, oh! Disaster!
She's realised she has to
 
Her panties are wet ev'ry night
As she contemplates morning delight
But, oh! Disaster!
She's realised she has to
Buy more tampons at the BuyRite
 
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