Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Lia Monde]

Sylvia decided she'd try to be bi

 

[Lia Monde]

Sylvia decided she'd try to be bi
If she asked me I'd recommend pie
She approached a tart

 

[Lia Monde]

Sylvia decided she'd try to be bi
If she asked me I'd recommend pie
She approached a tart
Likely a questionable start
She agreed and they went to give it a try

 

[Lia Monde]

With your permission I will begin
By offering a sloe gin

 

[Lia Monde]

With your permission I will begin
By offering a sloe gin
Mixed with orange juice no less
A yummy lip caress

 

[DarciD]

With your permission I will begin
By offering a sloe gin
Mixed with orange juice no less
A yummy lip caresses
And so started the journey to sin ...

 

[DarciD]

And so started the journey to sin
This time with Rin Tin Tin
What a trip they did plan

 

[dearc]

And so started the journey to sin
This time with Rin Tin Tin
What a trip they did plan
Doggie style is grand

 

[Cymru6969]

And so started the journey to sin
This time with Rin Tin Tin
What a trip they did plan
Doggie style is grand
Just not with your next of kin

 

[butters]

is it really so hard to keep beat?

 

[Cymru6969]

Is it really so hard to keep beat?
John Bohnam proved its no mean feat

 

[butters]

Is it really so hard to keep beat?
John Bohnam proved its no mean feat
you have fingers and toes!

 

[Cymru6969]

Is it really so hard to keep beat?
John Bohnam proved its no mean feat
you have fingers and toes!
Count to twenty? No woes.
Twenty-one if you use your man-meat

 

[Lia Monde]

Dawn was pasty in her bikini

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dawn was pasty in her bikini
Off she flew to Santorini

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dawn was pasty in her bikini
Richard was there, speaking Swahili
She begged his pardon

 

[Lia Monde]

Dawn was pasty in her bikini
Off she flew to Santorini
Where her flesh soon burned

 

[Hornblende]

Dawn was pasty in her bikini
Off she flew to Santorini
Where her flesh soon burned
sun tan lotion she'd spurned
And the sun wear was really quite teeny

 

[mamasota]

Willy had a craving for pie

 

[Hornblende]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply

 

[suckonsimon]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply
It spattered her belly

 

[mamasota]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply
It spattered her belly
Then smeared it like jelly



GM u 2 ^

 

[Adre]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply
It spattered her belly
And splashed on his Welly

 

[suckonsimon]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply
It spattered her belly
And splashed on his Welly
Then she wiped it all up with his tie

 

[Adre]

Willy had a craving for pie
He'd brought her some cream - his supply
It spattered her belly
Then smeared it like jelly
She scooped some to give it a try