Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Her thoughts were most certainly bad
She had twelve years on the young lad
Her cougar-like ways
Earned more yea's than nay's
And made the most churlish heart glad.

 

[mamasota]

I hear a boytoy is handy

 

[Artofromance]

I hear a boytoy is handy

But only if fed the right candy

 

[Cymru6969]

I hear a boytoy is handy
But only if fed the right candy
Wait on the anise

 

[mamasota]

I hear a boytoy is handy
But only if fed the right candy
Wait on the anise
Makes the blood flow increase

 

[Cymru6969]

I hear a boytoy is handy
But only if fed the right candy
Wait on the anise
Makes the blood flow increase
Then he earns the name of Randy

 

[mamasota]

I hear a boytoy is handy
But only if fed the right candy
Wait on the anise
Makes the blood flow increase
Then he earns the name of Randy
(probably make his legs bandy)

Cym

 

[Lia Monde]

She wrote of their tryst on Lit

 

[Hornblende]

She wrote of their tryst on Lit
And she wrote it with verve and light wit

 

[suckonsimon]

She wrote of their tryst on Lit
And she wrote it with verve and light wit
It soon had him solid

 

[Cymru6969]

She wrote of their tryst on Lit
And she wrote it with verve and light wit
It soon had him solid
To read how they ball-ed

 

[suckonsimon]

She wrote of their tryst on Lit
And she wrote it with verve and light wit
It soon had him solid
To read how they ball-ed
So she rode him, her g-spot to hit

 

[Cymru6969]

Her bookish looks belied her ways

 

[suckonsimon]

Her bookish looks belied her ways
Her memories of men a jumbled haze

 

[Cymru6969]

Her bookish looks belied her ways
Her memories of men a jumbled haze
Her specs on a chain

 

[suckonsimon]

Her bookish looks belied her ways
Her memories of men a jumbled haze
Her specs on a chain
And yet cock on the brain

 

[Hornblende]

Her bookish looks belied her ways
Her memories of men a jumbled haze
Her specs on a chain
And yet cock on the brain
Explained the fixed look of her gaze

 

[Firecracker]

She went to the beach for some sun

 

[suckonsimon]

She went to the beach for some sun
Saw two handsome dudes, up for fun

 

[Hornblende]

She went to the beach for some sun
Saw two handsome dudes, up for fun
She called up her friend

 

[Firecracker]

She went to the beach for some sun
Saw two handsome dudes, up for fun
She called up her friend
And knew where this would end

 

[Adre]

She went to the beach for some sun
Saw two handsome dudes, up for fun
She called up her friend
And knew where this would end
In her oven would soon be a bun

 

[Firecracker]

Her inhibitions all left at the door

 

[Hornblende]

Her inhibitions all left at the door
She wanted to make her man roar

 

[suckonsimon]

She went to the beach for some sun
Saw two handsome dudes, up for fun
She called up her friend
And knew where this would end -
Double spit-roast, and cum cum cum cum!

[please forgive my posting an alternative last line!]