Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

Now that was a great final line
'Often' was a bit of a swine

 

[Hornblende]

Now that was a great final line
'Often' was a bit of a swine
To be stretched is good

 

[weespanner]

Now that was a great final line
'Often' was a bit of a swine
To be stretched is good

(Who else thought of 'wood'?)

 

[Hornblende]

Now that was a great final line
'Often' was a bit of a swine
To be stretched is good

(Who else thought of 'wood'?)
(Well clearly your mind works like mine)!

 

[weespanner]

They say that great minds think alike

 

[Hornblende]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)

 

[weespanner]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Some idiom fun

 

[Adre]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Neither genius nor fool

 

[Adre]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Some idiom fun
Is better than none

 

[Hornblende]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Some idiom fun
Is better than none
That's solid - what's there to dislike?

 

[weespanner]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Some idiom fun
Is better than none
It's time for a ride (on your bike)


They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Neither genius nor fool
Just a bit of a tool

 

[Hornblende]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Neither genius nor fool
Can always be cool

 

[weespanner]

They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Neither genius nor fool
Just a bit of a tool
- That's what Tina said about Ike


They say that great minds think alike
And fools seldom differ (hey, strike!)
Neither genius nor fool
Can always be cool
'Specially when riding a trike

 

[Firecracker]

Her mind wandered late into the night

 

[Lia Monde]

Her mind wandered late into the night
With dreams of carnal delights

 

[Lia Monde]

Her mind wandered late into the night
With dreams of carnal delights
with luck maybe I will get a call
For a quickie in the hall

 

[cliteatingman]

Her mind wandered late into the night
With dreams of carnal delights
with luck maybe I will get a call
For a quickie in the hall
That would be just right

 

[Hornblende]

A garrulous lass from the south

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

How it streched but would not tear

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldnt help but stare How it streched but wouldnt tear

 

[Gwanji16]

A garrulous lass from the south
Wanted something to put in her mouth

 

[Hornblende]

A garrulous lass from the south
Wanted something to put in her mouth
She still kept on mumbling

 

[bigmanlilskirt]

All the men couldnt help but stare. How it stretched but didnt tear. She pushed and fought to get it in

 

[Hornblende]

All the men couldnt help but stare. How it stretched but didnt tear. She pushed and fought to get it in

Welcome to the thread, bigmanlilskirt! I hope you don't mind my posting this explanation of the Limerick form.


A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.


So, to rework your rhyme, I would suggest something like this:

All the men standing round her would stare
She could stretch it but it wouldn't tear
She was pushing it in
Like committing a sin
As deep as a woman would dare

 

[Gwanji16]

A garrulous lass from the south
Wanted something to put in her mouth
She still kept on mumbling
While my balls started rumbling