Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

Now that sort of thing makes my day!
much better than modelling clay
His cock is the mold
My pussy's not cold
Yet the pubic hair's all grey



Yikes lol, and with that I'm off to bed. Good night and sleep well / Have a good day xx

Sweet dreams Dee xx

 

[Cymru6969]

She bought stock in water-based lube

 

[suckonsimon]

She bought stock in water-based lube
Which began to fizz in the tube

 

[Hornblende]

She bought stock in water-based lube
Which began to fizz in the tube
'twas so effervescent

 

[suckonsimon]

She bought stock in water-based lube
Which began to fizz in the tube
'twas so effervescent
on the walls ever present

 

[Hornblende]

She bought stock in water-based lube
Which began to fizz in the tube
'twas so effervescent
on the walls ever present
Each blob with a tendril of pube

 

[suckonsimon]

She bought stock in water-based lube
Which began to fizz in the tube
'twas so effervescent
on the walls ever present
Each blob with a tendril of pube

your last lines!

There's this man, he turns everything crazy

 

[Hornblende]

There's this man, he turns everything crazy
For his brain is a little too hazy

 

[suckonsimon]

There's this man, he turns everything crazy
For his brain is a little too hazy
When he hears someone swear

 

[Hornblende]

There's this man, he turns everything crazy
For his brain is a little too hazy
When he hears someone swear
He tears out his hair

 

[suckonsimon]

There's this man, he turns everything crazy
For his brain is a little too hazy
When he hears someone swear
He tears out his hair
Goes mental till he fucks with some floozy

 

[Hornblende]

Be careful when sucking on Simon

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Be careful when sucking on Simon

Be careful when sucking on Simon
his heart rate will really start climbing'
His face will get red,

 

[Hornblende]

Be careful when sucking on Simon
his heart rate will really start climbing'
His face will get red,
He's easily led

 

[suckonsimon]

Be careful when sucking on Simon
his heart rate will really start climbing'
His face will get red,
He's easily led
For Ubi and H, it's IGNORE ON!

 

[Hornblende]

Be careful when sucking on Simon
his heart rate will really start climbing'
His face will get red,
He's easily led
For Ubi and H, it's IGNORE ON!

...

 

[37_ttej]

He slowly unzipped his pants

 

[barefootgirl69]

He slowly unzipped his pants
in the back seat, taking a chance

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

He slowly unzipped his pants
in the back seat, taking a chance
Although his time was short

 

[Lia Monde]

He slowly unzipped his pants
in the back seat, taking a chance
Although his time was short
He was always prepared to cavort

 

[travelmate2002]

He slowly unzipped his pants
in the back seat, taking a chance
Although his time was short
He was always prepared to cavort
till he could stick in his lance.

 

[37_ttej]

She gasped when she saw his size

 

[travelmate2002]

She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price

 

[Hornblende]

She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She gasped when she saw his size
but knew she must pay the price
'Twas ever so small
And, only one ball