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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Nascar Driver Say

10 - I would like to thank the Devil for my win today....

9 - I lost because my pit crew is bunch of morons.

8 - I could win 10 races a year too, if my sponsors weren't such a cheap bunch of......

7 - I wouldn't feel safe, if it weren't for that restrictor plate.

6 - You better put that down or Jeff Gordon will come over here and kick your butt.

5 - My crew chief is an idiot.

4 - Has anyone seen my Jerri-Curl?

3 - We would have won, but Jesus loves Jeff Gordon more.

2 - (At Winner's Circle) Talk Later, Pee NOW!

1 - My car sucked today! We're taking a wrecking ball to it ASAP!
 
Might as well write in white for all the notice people take when I write in black!!
 
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
:D :nana:
 
bluefoxlady said:
Might as well write in white for all the notice people take when I write in black!!
Thanks for visiting the write in white thread! - of course we will take notice of you!!
 
JusPlayBass said:
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
:D :nana:
Now THAT is funny!!
 
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