write for me...

[Stella_Omega]

yes, you read it right!

It's for the Dendrophil website, I need some nice words on this front page. I am doingnothing but geeky stuff right now- revamping other people's website, doing data input, and my creative juices are dried up.
My fiction can wait, but I want to sell sell sell, and maybe make my rent on time for next month.

I need to get some sexy but not outrageous word up for Google to look at- incorporating my keywords, and all of that. Right now, when you type in "Wooden dildo" you don't see me at all. So I need to make that change.

anyone feel like it?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Any guidelines for word length, forbidden ideas or topic other than "wooden dildoes"?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

STELLA!!!!

end threadjack

 

[deathlynx]

I must agree, my interest is peaked but it would help to know a little more about what you hope we will add to your page and works...I'm sure there's plenty more people who'd be anxious to help if we only knew how!

 

[gauchecritic]

My very first thought was spelling errors.

I typed in "woden dildo" and guess what: GOOGLEWACK!

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "woden dildo". (0.35 seconds)

Out of the entire interweb there is only one page with that phrase in Google's engine.

First one I ever found.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Geeze, guys, I don't know- If I did- I could write it!
naah, really, here are some things I could use;

• some nice text welcoming visitors to my site, and promising them all the delights of heaven as they browse-

• a history of dildos (I have some information, but I can't put it into shape)

• information on tantric sex, sex magick, all of those things
  testimonials from those few who have mine..

you know, stuff like that.

I have a new job, formatting a website and inputting data into it for a hardware store. I like my boss and my co-workers, but I am staring at a monitor more now than I ever was! bitch bitch whine whine. My fingers are so tired...

Oh, and Gauche, thank you for that tip- I added "woden dildo" into my keywords

 

[deathlynx]

You might also try "wodden"...I've found I often duplicate the letter after the one that should be doubled

I'll PM you for the Hostory and see if I can't sort through it...

 

[Stella_Omega]

You might also try "wodden"...I've found I often duplicate the letter after the one that should be doubled

I'll PM you for the Hostory and see if I can't sort through it...

I'm sorry my time here is so spotty these days...
Hmm, now I can't find my files!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now, this is very nice!
I am googling around, looking for whimsey and resources.
I tried "antique dildo"
and what should come up but a very old literotica thread- Author's hangout, no less. Dated from the year 2004, long before I ever arrived on these halycon shores
https://forum.literotica.com/archive/index.php/t-231413.html