Write A yelp* Review For The Poster Above You

Write a review, naughty or nice. Be creative and have fun with it!:cattail:

**for Ishmael :kiss:

Since I have no idea what "Yelp" is, I'm going to give you an "American Bandstand" review:

She has a great beat, she's funky and fresh, and you can dance to her. 10 out of 10.
 
Since I have no idea what "Yelp" is, I'm going to give you an "American Bandstand" review:

She has a great beat, she's funky and fresh, and you can dance to her. 10 out of 10.

This made me smile so much. :D:heart:

Dick Clark for the win! :nana:
 
Eh, it's a holiday weekend in retail :rolleyes:

Ok, now do me :D (you don't know how long I've wanted to say that :D)

Perv :rolleyes: ;)

Great availability, knowledgeable about product, staff goes out of their way to give customers a memorable experience.

Two thumbs up! 👍👍
 
Perv :rolleyes: ;)

Great availability, knowledgeable about product, staff goes out of their way to give customers a memorable experience.

Two thumbs up! 👍👍

(such a great idea!!!)

I would recommend this Litster to anyone who need a shoulder to cry on or an ass to spank.
10/10 Would spank again :devil:
 
(such a great idea!!!)

I would recommend this Litster to anyone who need a shoulder to cry on or an ass to spank.
10/10 Would spank again :devil:

Southern hospitality with a touch of sass that will leave you wanting more and more. A genuine gem where you will find a laugh, a sigh and an occasional soft moan.

11/10 Could not recommend more. (These go up to eleven)
 
Full of charm, class and sass. Staff was accommodating and eager to please.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Something about this place feels wonderfully familiar, as though I could walk around in the dark and never stub my toe.

Top grade atmosphere, I will definitely be back the next time I'm in town! 🌻🌻🌻
 
Something about this place feels wonderfully familiar, as though I could walk around in the dark and never stub my toe.

Top grade atmosphere, I will definitely be back the next time I'm in town! 🌻🌻🌻

Very creative business. Loves to open new opportunities for customers to post pics and ideas. Staff is always loving and helpful.
 
Very creative business. Loves to open new opportunities for customers to post pics and ideas. Staff is always loving and helpful.

Check in was terrible.the staff unfriendly, and sometimes downright obnoxious. As if they really weren't interested.
The rubber room, however, made up for all the shortcomings.
Be sure to try the chowder and pick up your complimentary DVD of the threesome in room 253.
 
Check in was terrible.the staff unfriendly, and sometimes downright obnoxious. As if they really weren't interested.
The rubber room, however, made up for all the shortcomings.
Be sure to try the chowder and pick up your complimentary DVD of the threesome in room 253.

Buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride with this one! You’ll be seeing stars after a few visits and be begging for more. No one can get enough and the cravings never stop, so bring your appetite!
 
Buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride with this one! You’ll be seeing stars after a few visits and be begging for more. No one can get enough and the cravings never stop, so bring your appetite!

First time caller. But I was not disappointed. Helpful, friendly, willing to go the extra mile, and bend over backwards if necessary. I will definitely be back for more. 5 1/2 out of 4.
 
All the ladies are pleased by this rare X-Men Villain fan. The owner is not just here for x-men fans, but to please and tease all the ladies.
 
Check in was terrible.the staff unfriendly, and sometimes downright obnoxious. As if they really weren't interested.
The rubber room, however, made up for all the shortcomings.
Be sure to try the chowder and pick up your complimentary DVD of the threesome in room 253.



I am worried about this review. I feel like I should contact and ask how to fix any issues. But then I would have to be friendly.
 
I am totally laying around in boxer briefs right now, so staff is free to it as well.
 
A new establishment with mixed reviews.
The staff was polite enough but the decor could use some work. 7.9/10
Will change review once he gets an AV.

Service with a smile! This is the sort of place that you only recommend to real friends, in case the hipsters realise it’s so much better than the shit they’re used to. As for decor, it’s the prettiest place you can imagine and will cheer you up instantly. 10/10 with bonus marks added for the music, which is an awesomely eclectic mix. Keep up the astoundingly good work!
 
A new establishment with mixed reviews.
The staff was polite enough but the decor could use some work. 7.9/10
Will change review once he gets an AV.

A charming and delightful staff and the scenery is divine. If you're looking for friendliness, comfortability and an engaging time then PLP is the place to be.

10/10
 
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