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aZ--That's not jizz...It's cookie dough...Thanks for the reminder.
 
I will never fuck your brother again. Please honey, dont make me eat your ass again. I promise, I promise.
 
No now the boob torture again. No, no I don't want to be suffocated.
 
Her: "I can't believe you sold my last pair of panties!!!"
 
Yes. I go to Jenny Craig and work out 3 days a week. Why do you ask?
 
"......and just where is my rolling pin?" The woman is speaking.

Even I can't believe I wrote that. LOL
 
Listen Todd, just because we're married doesn't mean you get sex anytime you want it. Go cut the damn grass like I told you.
 
Woman: And another thing, when was the last time you even looked for a third job. For crying out loud, I can't even have time alone with my lovers but for you coming in at all hours trying to "sleep"...

Man: (thinking to himself) now if only i can make the double dragon sword chop work like master lee taught, i can thrust right through her mouth into the back of her skull....
 
"Oh Father who art in Heaven, please just shut her mouth. at least her ass is quiet."
voyergirl
beauty is in the eye of the behoder
JUST BE GLAD YOUR NOT HOLDING!
 
I told you to pick up the cleaning.....

No pussy for you, tonight, you dick. Pray all you want, It won't help.

That's the way I see it.


blue
 
RE: Write a new caption...

"How DARE you say this dress makes my ass look big!!!!!!"

Whoops, LostCause and I had the same general idea. Great minds!!!!
 
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Dont you ever EVER EVER ever ever EVER EVER EVER touch my Magic again!
 
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She says, " I don't care how much you beg, I'm not doing that."
 
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