Wow...this is

[CoolCucumber]

My 500th post on Lit!!! I've become a guru!!!
-CoolCucumber

 

[Naked Hunny]

congrats sweetie! *kisses*

 

[Weevil]

Yes, congrats my cucumberish friend. You realize, however, that there are some fun hazing rituals once you join the Guru's

 

[indyweasel]

Isnt buying everone on here a round the first one?

I could use a Absolut Screw

 

[Merelan]

Don't we still give them the choice?
Either guru spankings or they must don a diaper and go live in a cave.
Hmm... wonder which he shall choose.

 

[Siren]

Cool Cuke...that riding the wild cucumber has got to go

 

[CoolCucumber]

Siren...think of ot more as a Surf Board...LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[Siren]

That image would only work if I could see your damn legs.

 

[CoolCucumber]

I'll have to let Angel know the next time I talk to her...since she made it for me.
-CoolCucumber

 

[Siren]

Oh and one more thing.......

 

[CoolCucumber]

Actually, I think its "Sum Cum Loud" LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Your guru pants are in the mail!

Of course I had to sit here butt ass naked for 500 more posts till they showed up and they never did. Damn postal service.

Congrats!

 

[Naked Hunny]

We were supposed to get pants? ive been running around without them for 2500 posts!

 

[CoolCucumber]

Lit Pants, huh? What size are they???
-Coolcucumber

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Naked Hunny good to see ya!

Yeah someone informed me way back when I hit 500 that all I was allowed to wear as a guru were guru pants. Do you know how cold in gets in Canada? Talk about nipply and chapped lips.....OMG Did I say that out loud?

 

[Naked Hunny]

yes sweetie you said that outloud but thats ok! Well forgive you this time!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Thank you

I don't know what has come over me. Hmmmm maybe it is the lack of sex in my diet.

 

[Naked Hunny]

sweetie if its lack of sex im right there with you!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

{{{{{{{{{KISSES}}}}}}}}}}}}

Congratulations, sweetie!

 

[Starfish]

CC, I have yet to meet you, so let me introduce myself. My name is Gretchen, and I am a freak. I am a very nice freak.

Congratulations and, I hope that you have a freaking good trip to 1000 posts and that you can keep it chill on that dill.....

 

[CoolCucumber]

Nice to meet you too Gretchen...you can never know too many freaks...
-CoolCucumber