Wow, or should I say Ewwwww?

SeaCat

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About a week ago one of the people who lives in our park, several streets over passed the word he needed sand for the bottom of his new Fire Pit.

This is a guy who along with his wife seem to think they run the Park and the rules do not deal with them. They bomb through the place at high speeds, or they stop and block traffic while they chat with their friends.

If someone has a yard sale they protest it to the Park, and yet they have them with great regularity.

We are not supposed to have fires, yet they have a fire pit they like to use on cool evenings. He asked for sand, he was too lazy to go and get some himself.

The next day I'm sure he was surprised when he came home from work and found someone had placed some sand in his firepit. Quite a bit of sand. Last night, because it was cool I'm sure he lit a nice fire in his brand new Fire Pit. A horrible aroma drifted with the wind last night. We're talking if you went outside it made your eyes water. This morning my wife commented that she was surprised there were no buckets of used Kitty Litter when we put out the trash. (We normally have several.) :cool:

Cat
 
What a remarkable coincidence.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Peace.
 
Are you sure they won't be suspicious of the guy who has all the c-a-t-s :cattail: ?
 
3113 said:
Are you sure they won't be suspicious of the guy who has all the c-a-t-s :cattail: ?

Well, seeing as I live several streets away, and they would have to dig through the sand to find out what caused the stench, I'm not too worried.

It's cool here tonight and the wind is blowing my way. I went out to ditch some trash and I was almost knocked over. It seems he has no nose.

I must ponder this from the refuge of my home.

Tomorrow should be nice and warm with the wind shifting.

Cat
 
Referring to a prior thread, maybe the guy needs a nice piece of subflooring to make a tray or a table-top out of?
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
Sometimes, fucking up another guy's stuff secretly is the only way.

Sometimes it is the only way.

I am hoping that he maybe learns from this, but I doubt it. Although he may move his Fire Pit down wind from his trailer.

I can think of a lot of ways to play with his mind.

Cat
 
glynndah said:
Referring to a prior thread, maybe the guy needs a nice piece of subflooring to make a tray or a table-top out of?

Or spraying his Bass Boat with Buck Lure? :devil:

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Or spraying his Bass Boat with Buck Lure? :devil:

Cat
You know, with a very little bit of careful editing, that label can be changed to "Fuck Lure". What lazy guy could resist? You'd be doing him a favor, sharing your last little bit of "Fuck Lure". After all, you're a married man and already got yours. He should be welcome to the rest. ;)
 
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