WOW my ass sure is sore

[madmanmike]

i spent 2 hours chatting last night with a woman(i hope) and playing truth or dare at the lit chat room. here is the long and short of what happened.

she dared me to have something in my ass. the only thing i could find besides a pen(like that would give much pleasure) was a plastic toy hammer. the kinds for toy tool sets for 4 year olds. i wrapped it comepletely in a condom and worked it in me. then i had to sit on it and ended up rocking back and forth on it for over an hour.

then she had me stick a few ice cubes inside me. this is something i had never done before. extremely uncomfortable untill you get past the large muscle then it isnt so bad. then the toy went right back in.

i felt the water dripping down my leg. it was nice and strange all at once. thank god i had a fresh supply of lube.


now 5 hours later my ass is slightly sore but well worth it. anyone have a remedy for a sore sphyincter.

btw i chose the toy hammer because it is slightly thicker than i am so i figured if i could work that in i could work in a strapon or the real thing when the time comes.

 

[Never]

Why do you have a toy hammer?

 

[Wolfman1982]

hmmm for a sore sphincter, i would recomend some moisterising creme/lotion(sp?) without perfume because sores/wounds can be healed quickly with aloe vera (or some product like that) but it is all up to you , and what does others say ?

 

[killallhippies]

that doesnt sound comfortable at all and i've shoved a lot of things up my ass that weren't necesarrily intended to go up there. plastic toys can be the worst because they occasionally have sharp edges from the plastic molding that tend to hurt. next time try a candle, but be careful 'cause those fuckers can break.

or buy a vibe. them things rule.

 

[madmanmike]

my soon to be ex roommate's son left it here and it was the best thing phallic shaped i could find.


its the next day and i feel better now. no soreness at all. thinking about thying it again.

 

[kbate]

that doesnt sound comfortable at all and i've shoved a lot of things up my ass that weren't necesarrily intended to go up there. plastic toys can be the worst because they occasionally have sharp edges from the plastic molding that tend to hurt. next time try a candle, but be careful 'cause those fuckers can break.

or buy a vibe. them things rule.

You better be careful with the candle.

I read a page on "Rectal Foreign Objects" from an emergency room and learned that candles can melt at/near body temperature and plug up the works (so to speak) causing an emergency trip to the hospital for surgical removal and much ridicule I am certain.

 

[killallhippies]

You better be careful with the candle.

I read a page on "Rectal Foreign Objects" from an emergency room and learned that candles can melt at/near body temperature and plug up the works (so to speak) causing an emergency trip to the hospital for surgical removal and much ridicule I am certain.

which is why i'm glad i bought my vibrator. did i tell you about my vibrator? it's great.