Wow, I got loads of views!

[dirtylover]

I got 13,000 views in a day after my story 'Hot Sluts and Dirty Bastards' was posted. That's half as many as my other story 'A Birthday Surprise' has got in over two years!

I was going to post this in the thread about titles, but couldn't find it.

It's basically just a short 'stroke' story, nothing special, but it's on 4.4 after 57 votes, so I'm feeling very chuffed. Just thought I'd share that with you.

Also, if anyone reads my poem 'What's it all about', please vote, I only need four more votes to be eligible for the top list.... (it has six so far)

dl

getting ahead of myself

 

[Guest]

Hmm, let's see... 'Hot Sluts and Dirty Bastards' or 'A Birthday Surprise'? Tough call (NOT!)

Glad for you, Perdita (who already voted on your poem)

 

[dirtylover]

Hiya P! Yeah, I figured most of the people reading the stories probably just want something to wank to (well, that's how I found the site anyway )

Love your colour changing tit btw, and tx for voting...

 

[MathGirl]

I got 13,000 views in a day [/IMG]

Dear DL,
Woo woo woo
Tersly,
MG

 

[dirtylover]

woo woo woo?

 

[Guest]

woo woo woo?

O, dl, if you have to ask (you really aren't cool, are you?)

Perdita

 

[dirtylover]

hehe, nope.

(sorry mathgirl - -momentary lapse, I promise)

 

[Guest]

I've voted on your poem, dl. Loved it.

I also read your bio, v. cool, despite recent appearances of being "not". Made me grin, anyway.

However, I'm a bit worried about the tortoise (or is it a turtle?).

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

Thanks Lou! (only need three more now )

I'm not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise, although I probably should. Got a feeling maybe tortoises are more sea-y type creatures...

 

[Guest]

Thanks Lou! (only need three more now )

I'm not sure if it's a turtle or a tortoise, although I probably should. Got a feeling maybe tortoises are more sea-y type creatures...

If we're gonna split hares (hair/hare - tortoise, get it? ), it's actually turtles that are the sea-y type creatures. I think that little fella in yer pic is a tortoise.

Poor little bugger.

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

Ah well, there all the same to me, either will satisfy my most peculiar of fetishes.

dl

ps
great joke

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Congrats, dirty lover.

~ R W

 

[Guest]

Congrats, dirty lover.

~ R W

I didn't quite know where to say hello, RW. So, I thought dl wouldn't mind if I did here, on his thread.

Hello, and welcome to the AH!

Love the nickname, btw.

Lou

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I didn't quite know where to say hello, RW. So, I thought dl wouldn't mind if I did here, on his thread.

Hello, and welcome to the AH!

Love the nickname, btw.

Lou

Why thank you, gorgeous. Is the offer to tease you, squeeze you and please you open to all? or is there some sort of secret society I don't know about? if so, how do I get in?

~ R W

 

[Guest]

Why thank you, gorgeous. Is the offer to tease you, squeeze you and please you open to all? or is there some sort of secret society I don't know about? if so, how do I get in?

~ R W

Yes, it's limited to members of an extremely limited and very secret society.

You might pick up some hints about qualification and the initiation ceremony in posts here and there, around the AH.

But, seriously, thank you!

Lou

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Yes, it's limited to members of an extremely limited and very secret society.

You might pick up some hints about qualification and the initiation ceremony in posts here and there, around the AH.

But, seriously, thank you!

Lou

No, Thank You! I love a good challenge.

~ R W

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Welcome to AH, Rw, what a great name! sounds like a day in my life.....lol
~A~