would you wear this dress if

[Bert Notorius]

 

[Aquagal]

If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.

 

[Bert Notorius]

If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.

if it's after labor day...

 

[Squibbs]

Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.

 

[Liar]

...if it meant gettting Salma Hayek out of it? Sure.

 

[eyer]

She's no doubt high maintenance anyway...

...but what's the future feed bill going to look like for the porker-in-waiting?

Bicep wattle is never pretty...

 

[Bert Notorius]

Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.

your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's.

 

[Squibbs]

Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.

Fact

your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's.

Fiction

Winner

Winner

^^Chicken dinner!

 

[Balladeer08]

Bicep wattle is never pretty...

Yeah, tricep wattle is bad enough. When the biceps sink down to there.... yuck!

 

[knot_sweet]

Salma is smoking hot. She could wear a hessian sack and look awesome.

If I was even 1/10 as hot as her, I'd be happy.

 

[thør]

I'd never wear it.....

 

[Wings]

You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.

 

[eyer]

You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.

Yeah...

...no subjective penis envy there.

 

[RoryN]

 

[McKenna]

Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?

That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?

That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.

It's the 'I used to be a Hollywood waitress' pose.

 

[blobfish]

Most will not get this.

 

[Tryharder62]

If I had those boobs I'd flash em.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Most will not get this.

That's just sour grapes.

 

[badslutmommy]

Yes, if they have it in my size.

 

[phrodeau]

She's got a muffin rack.

 

[loquere]

What happened to her. She aged badly.

 

[Bert Notorius]

 

[blobfish]

That's just sour grapes.

How do you know my stage name?

 

[badbabysitter]

I love how its all the men with no pictures who are calling Salma ugly


post some of your own.. lets see how well you've aged


shit, phylis diller is probably a better looking man than eyer