Would you sell you soul?

RastaPope

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To the Devil? Would you? What for?

I ask because I had a dream last night that I did, actually, I don't remember the actual selling part, only the after part. What I sold it for, how it went and all.

Very disturbing.
 
1. How would I know it was the Devil?
2. How much control will I have on how my desire gets granted?
3. What does god need with a starship?
 
Never said:
1. How would I know it was the Devil?
2. How much control will I have on how my desire gets granted?
3. What does god need with a starship?

You'd just know.

You could even have Lawyers work out the contract. (No super life-extension, 80 years and you're in hell).

Chicks dig the starships.
 
if you sell your soul to the devil for purely altruistic reasons it makes him sick and he throws it up.

the moon is actually gods landing base for when he makes his return.
 
Never said:
1. How would I know it was the Devil?

The day the Devil comes to get you, you know him by the way he smiles.


2. How much control will I have on how my desire gets granted?

As much as you need, I'd imagine. It's when your soul is sizzling in the fires of damnation that you'll wish you had a little bit of leverage.

3. What does god need with a starship?

Chicks dig the starships, of course.
 
most people sell it rather cheap..a mortgage payment, car payment, cool tech stuff and a two vacations per year is the going price I believe...
 
I got it!

If I can't sell it for eternal life or something like that, how about trading it in for a guarantee that I get to go to the afterlife of my choice once I die? *grins and mutters* always look for the loophole.....
 
sufisaint said:
most people sell it rather cheap..a mortgage payment, car payment, cool tech stuff and a two vacations per year is the going price I believe...
you forgot the part where inlaws only come once a yr every other yr...its tossed in there somewhere i am sure of it LOL:p
 
I have entirely too much soul for the devil to handle. He could have a piece, though, if he (she?) wanted to get rid of all my debt and keep me in shoes.
 
To borrow from Tom Waits' philosophy..."There aint no devil. It's just God when he's drunk."
 
I think I would shirk off this job of mine, go on a television show where I am professed to be a multi-millionheir, and have my pick of twenty or so beautiful women......

poor Evan :(
 
My soul is one of the only things I have that Nobody can take away from me. So that would be a NO!
 
The sad thing is, if I wanted to sell my soul, I get the feeling nobody would even offer my initial asking price.

TB4p
 
I got a guy at work to sell me his soul for a cigarette. I made him sign it over and had two witnesses sign it. Since I'm now it's legal owner I guess I could sell that one to the devil and keep my own.
 
Sure, I'd sell my soul to the devil.

Then I'd ride a unicorn to Never-Never Land to hang out with Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
 
dearling, and you know who you are, I know you're reading this thread

I DARE you to overcome your fear of posting on the GB and tell them what you did with YOUR soul :devil:
 
Greatest trick the devil ever pulled? convincing the world he existed!!

I would sell my soul, on the condition i could read peoples mind's now how cool would that be?? failing that id sell it so i could be a Ninja Hamster
 
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