Would You Rather?

hmmmm....while I make a damn fine dinner, I think the opportunity to paw through your undies would be a crime to give up...I go with laundry. :D

WYR have steak and potatoes or sushi?

Steak and potatoes.

WYR be able to make any person (male or female) between the ages of 18 and 25 want to have sex with you at any given moment you choose OR be able to make any person you bump into (male or female) between the ages of 30 and 45 give you all cash and blank checks that they have on them at the time?
 
Steak and potatoes.

WYR be able to make any person (male or female) between the ages of 18 and 25 want to have sex with you at any given moment you choose OR be able to make any person you bump into (male or female) between the ages of 30 and 45 give you all cash and blank checks that they have on them at the time?

I'll take the money thanks.

WYR have boring sex with a person who was amazingly attractive or have wild and kinky sex with someone who was ugly?
 
I'll take the money thanks.

WYR have boring sex with a person who was amazingly attractive or have wild and kinky sex with someone who was ugly?

I'll take the wild and kinky sex, please!

WYR be blind or deaf?
 
I'll take the wild and kinky sex, please!

WYR be blind or deaf?

Blind. It would enhance the feeling of sex and I love music too much.

Would you rather have to watch your current favorite movie every day for the rest of your life OR eat your favorite meal once every day for the rest of your life?
 
Blind. It would enhance the feeling of sex and I love music too much.

Would you rather have to watch your current favorite movie every day for the rest of your life OR eat your favorite meal once every day for the rest of your life?

Oh...that's an aweful choice...OK, I'll take the movie thing, cuz food is more important to me...and can I go with Anal Annie? :devil:

WYR love and lose or never love at all?
 
Oh...that's an aweful choice...OK, I'll take the movie thing, cuz food is more important to me...and can I go with Anal Annie? :devil:

WYR love and lose or never love at all?

Love and lose. As hard as it would be, I want to at least know what love is.

WYR relive the same single day for the rest of your life, like the movie Groundhog Day or never remember another day the rest of your life, like the movie with Drew Barymore and Adam Sandler. I forget what its called.
 
Love and lose. As hard as it would be, I want to at least know what love is.

WYR relive the same single day for the rest of your life, like the movie Groundhog Day or never remember another day the rest of your life, like the movie with Drew Barymore and Adam Sandler. I forget what its called.

(It was 50 First Dates)

I'd rather relive the same day over and over. At least I'll be consciously aware of who I love and who I should know.

WYR be able to freeze time and move about freely while time is frozen OR travel through time at will?
 
(It was 50 First Dates)

I'd rather relive the same day over and over. At least I'll be consciously aware of who I love and who I should know.

WYR be able to freeze time and move about freely while time is frozen OR travel through time at will?

(Thank you.)

I guess travel through time at will. I'm not sure I understand the difference? :eek:

WYR age twice as fast or half as slow as everyone else?

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I thought of another, and I know if I don't just type it out now I'll forget, so here's another one to ponder.

WYR be forced to watch a big orgy including everyone in your immediate family or witness a murder?
 
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(Thank you.)

I guess travel through time at will. I'm not sure I understand the difference? :eek:

WYR age twice as fast or half as slow as everyone else?

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I thought of another, and I know if I don't just type it out now I'll forget, so here's another one to ponder.

WYR be forced to watch a big orgy including everyone in your immediate family or witness a murder?

I would rather witness a murder. Fuuuuuuck watching my whole family in an orgy. I'll get over the murder. Not the orgy.

WYR spend an entire year in a coma OR spend a night trapped in a coffin with seven camel spiders?
 
Year in a coma...I can catch up on what I missed....I would probably kill myself if I survived a night with 7 of those horrible things.

WYR be with someone who doesn't want any children, or someone who wants 8 children?
 
Year in a coma...I can catch up on what I missed....I would probably kill myself if I survived a night with 7 of those horrible things.

WYR be with someone who doesn't want any children, or someone who wants 8 children?

Someone who doesn't want any children.

WYR be burned alive or drown?
 
Drown...MUCH less painful i would imagine.

Would you rather have your dream home in a shitty neighborhood or a house you don't like in a wonderful neighborhood?
 
Drown...MUCH less painful i would imagine.

Would you rather have your dream home in a shitty neighborhood or a house you don't like in a wonderful neighborhood?

Wonderful neighborhood.,.,


If you had to sleep with someone and your only 2 choices were Andy Griffith or Kathy Bates which would it be????
 
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Can I be blindfolded, and maybe roofied?

Would you rather have the ability to do things over again and never learn from your mistakes, or learn from your mistakes, but never get a "do over"?
 
Can I be blindfolded, and maybe roofied?

Would you rather have the ability to do things over again and never learn from your mistakes, or learn from your mistakes, but never get a "do over"?

I would rather learn from my mistakes but never get a "do over".

WYR have a complete stranger throw hot coffee in your face randomly once a month for the rest of your life OR every time you become sexually aroused everyone in your family receives a text message or email that tells them you are and to what degree you're aroused?
 
Text messages I suppose, Hot coffee could probably leave some pretty gnarly burns and scars.

WYR never have sex again or have every sexual experience result in pregnancy?
 
Text messages I suppose, Hot coffee could probably leave some pretty gnarly burns and scars.

WYR never have sex again or have every sexual experience result in pregnancy?

I would rather have every sexual experience result in pregnancy.

WYR be stuck on a desert island for two years with whomever you consider to be the sexiest celebrity (ex: Katy Perry or Johnny Depp) while you are in a committed relationship with someone back home. And this celebrity is definitely going to be making sexual advances towards you throughout the course of those two years...

OR...

Your significant other will be stranded on a desert island with whomever they consider to be the sexiest celebrity for one year and the celebrity may or may not make sexual advances towards them during that time.
 
I'd rather be the stranded one...Selfish, I know.

WYR

have all of the hair on your body shaved off

or

just have your pubic hair removed with duct tape?
 
I'd rather be the stranded one...Selfish, I know.

WYR

have all of the hair on your body shaved off

or

just have your pubic hair removed with duct tape?

I'd rather have my pubic hair removed with duct tape. And no, I'm not happy I just had to say that.

Would you rather lose your hearing or your sight?
 
I'd rather have my pubic hair removed with duct tape. And no, I'm not happy I just had to say that.

Would you rather lose your hearing or your sight?


Ouch!

I'd rather lose my sight, I love music and hearing conversation too much.

Would you rather have your finger nails ripped off one by one or have to listen to a shuffled playlist of taylor swift, justin beiber and mylie cyrus for the rest of your life?
 
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