Would you pay...

Years ago, back when I was still engaged in commerce, I had a secretary that had a phone-sex voice like you wouldn't believe.

She was in her mid-50s, wider than she was tall, and nearly bald from bleaching her hair for 40 years. She had that Baltimore, "hon" thing down though.

She was a very nice lady but fairly useless for anything other than answering the phone.
 
Several years ago, prolly 1993, I was working at the ER and I got a phone call from a gal who said she was depressed. So we talked for an hour or so, and she said she felt much better. She was a phone sex performer. Anyway, before she hung up she asked me, I FEEL GREAT, who pays for this call? I said, YOU DO, ITS $3.98 A MINUTE. She wasnt amused.
 
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