Would You Make Love To Yourself?

[minsue]

I have to admit though- the taste and scent of some of those older makeup brands brings back powerful feelings of Deja Vu- Max Factor being one of them...
Remember your first Strawberry lipgloss?

Cherry cola ...Bonne Bell, I think?

 

[onthedf]

Silence of The Lambs

I said it before, but it applies. "I'd Fuck Me"

 

[TheEarl]

Um.

Well.

That's interesting.

Nice hair ;>

Smartarse.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Smartarse.

The Earl

Well, if given a choice....

 

[matriarch]

Cherry cola ...Bonne Bell, I think?

....and you complain about my Lipsil??

 

[CharleyH]

....and you complain about my Lipsil??

My how this thread has fallen! Too bad, it was a good one.

 

[minsue]

My how this thread has fallen! Too bad, it was a good one.

So fix it, dear Charley.

 

[onthedf]

I said it before, but it applies. "I'd Fuck Me"

I reserve the right to change my mind. i don't put out on the first date.

 

[CharleyH]

So fix it, dear Charley.

I am not a doctor. Doc?

Suture is a shaky business for me.

 

[cantdog]

I had a friend who's a PA teach me to suture. We practiced on these pork trotters from the supermarket. I just figured it might come in handy one day. It hasn't, yet. But I'm out in the woods for a week at a time, sometimes.

As far as the initial question goes? Nah. I'd want to, but then I'd never let me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I had a friend who's a PA teach me to suture. We practiced on these pork trotters from the supermarket. I just figured it might come in handy one day. It hasn't, yet. But I'm out in the woods for a week at a time, sometimes.

As far as the initial question goes? Nah. I'd want to, but then I'd never let me.

wassa matter, don't you trust yourself?
I need to learn first aid skills, I'm thinking. I live in Earthquake country. My area is already woefully undersupplied with medical personnel- when my husband broke his arm last year, it took six days before we could get a cast on him. I went on Google, learned how to make a splint. Yessir, I need to learn to suture, and I doubt I can learn that via google!

 

[cantdog]

wassa matter, don't you trust yourself?
I need to learn first aid skills, I'm thinking. I live in Earthquake country. My area is already woefully undersupplied with medical personnel- when my husband broke his arm last year, it took six days before we could get a cast on him. I went on Google, learned how to make a splint. Yessir, I need to learn to suture, and I doubt I can learn that via google!

Me, too. Someone would have to write it up. Technical writing, the sort of thing not too many people can do well. I had a real advantage, being placed as I am. My wife is night charge at the Emergency Room, and I consequently know a good many people with medical training and experience.

A good course in Emergency stuff, like they give to EMTs, would teach you most of what you need to know. Ask at your nearest vocational school. All ambulance people have to learn somewhere, and that's usually where they do it. Vocational schools, Technical schools, Junior colleges, whatever they're called where you live. Ask the registrar what the candidates for ambulance squads take. It'll be a good solid advanced first responder course, with all the bells and whistles you'll usually ever need. In my case, the course was one semester. The next semester would have taken me to Paramedic level. Being ready for when the shit hits the fan is not a bad idea. I'm being totally serious.

 

[Guest]

As far as the initial question goes? Nah. I'd want to, but then I'd never let me.

Let me.

 

[cantdog]

Let me.

Okay. Tuesday?





Hi Sarah! Love that av, it's a classic.

 

[Guest]

CANTDOG! you ol' dog!

so...who wouldn't "let you"? (do yourself)..your male self or your female self?

 

[CharleyH]

I had a friend who's a PA teach me to suture. We practiced on these pork trotters from the supermarket. I just figured it might come in handy one day. It hasn't, yet. But I'm out in the woods for a week at a time, sometimes.

As far as the initial question goes? Nah. I'd want to, but then I'd never let me.

I am great at suture, but not tying wayward threads. How would you enjoy fucking yourself Cant?

 

[Guest]

Okay. Tuesday?

Hi Sarah! Love that av, it's a classic.

 

[CharleyH]

Let me.

Those are the words no man or woman could turn down!!!

 

[cantdog]

wassa matter, don't you trust yourself?
I need to learn first aid skills, I'm thinking. I live in Earthquake country. My area is already woefully undersupplied with medical personnel- when my husband broke his arm last year, it took six days before we could get a cast on him. I went on Google, learned how to make a splint. Yessir, I need to learn to suture, and I doubt I can learn that via google!

But actual suturing? That is a LOT of touching. Medical touching. The laws of most states make suturing the exclusive province of MDs, DOs, dentists, and NPs and PAs. Without licensure, the kind of touching involved in medical procedures is "battery" in civil court.

The craft of suturing is reserved for the few. I got lucky, in having a friend who could be talked into teaching me. I still recommend a course like the EMTs take. Lotta really good, practical information in a course like that. Make you MUCH more useful in a crisis, and you'll end the course knowing what kind of kit you need to put together.

 

[CharleyH]

Let me.

Dumb men, huh? (now that doc's thread has gone to shit) I SAID, and any man with balls should have ...but since I am a woman with toys I will ... HOW can one turn down such words like "LET ME" from a beautiful woman?

 

[Guest]

Those are the words no man or woman could turn down!!!

Laughing -

Hey Charley, you naughty wench!

 

[cantdog]

How would you enjoy fucking yourself Cant?

I'd be looking at anal, I imagine.

If i know me, that is. And, you know, I think I do, now, know me. Well enough, at least, to answer that one.

so...who wouldn't "let you"? (do yourself)..your male self or your female self?

Hey, DG! I got your messages, by the way. I've been involved in other things. I did look through the subforum, and I congratulate you fellows for making it happen. I'm not in your league, as I've said before, nor Halo 'n' Horns's league. I am merely a dabbler.

I meant my male self wouldn't take my female self up on it. I'm really very very married, truth be told.

I'd make an exception for Sarahh, but then, who wouldn't? Or Charley H! But definitely not for me. And "I" would understand that.

If you follow me.

 

[Guest]

CANTDOG! you ol' dog!

so...who wouldn't "let you"? (do yourself)..your male self or your female self?

Hey rguy!

Love your AV - makes me think I've had too much to drink this evening.

 

[Guest]

Hey cant?

We'll talk.

 

[CharleyH]

Laughing -

Hey Charley, you naughty wench!

Naught slut! (LOL) You are a hardcore celebrity, no?