Would you go on a date with blobfish?

[blobfish]

You've all seen my picture, so would you?

 

[dolf]

nope.

 

[blobfish]

nope.

I have an option for shagging.

 

[loquere]

I'm busy that day, sorry!

 

[blobfish]

I'm busy that day, sorry!

I'm going to start calling you loqueer!

 

[dolf]

I have an option for shagging.

nope.

 

[blobfish]

nope.

You missed out. I would have taken you to places south of the sun and north of the milky way. They say I have fingers like Mozart.

 

[loquere]

I'm going to start calling you loqueer!

I'm queer for turning down your constant advances?

 

[loquere]

I'm straight i'm here and i'm proud. Saying that I respect anyones choice to unique.

 

[blobfish]

I'm queer for turning down your constant advances?

Yes! Only a gay man in denial could ever return this package.

 

[loquere]

Yes! Only a gay man in denial could ever return this package.

What package. Dude your BALD! if my wife and i get possed by the devial i think we'll swing with people that atleast have hair!

 

[blobfish]

What package. Dude your BALD! if my wife and i get possed by the devial i think we'll swing with people that atleast have hair!

I'm not bald! I have flowing hair!

 

[loquere]

Yeah sure you do, and my names Eric Holder!

 

[blobfish]

Yeah sure you do, and my names Eric Holder!

Are you really Eric Holder? Resign, BITCH!

 

[loquere]

Are you really Eric Holder? Resign, BITCH!

Language!! I was making a joke. If I was the AG I'm sure the briliant talent at Fox news would have figured it out already.

-->I think you are a math major at some college somewhere beyond the rainbow!

 

[blobfish]

Language!! I was making a joke. If I was the AG I'm sure the briliant talent at Fox news would have figured it out already.

-->I think you are a math major at some college somewhere beyond the rainbow!

Nope! I hate math.

 

[blobfish]

Soulen has a hair fetish!

 

[Soulen]

Soulen has a hair fetish!

cut that shit off.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[blobfish]

cut that shit off.

Would you like me to mail you some?

 

[Soulen]

Would you like me to mail you some?

are you insane? no thanks!

 

[blobfish]

are you insane? no thanks!

It would make an excellent souvenir für your scrapbook.

 

[blobfish]

I have to admit that I expected that answer from kbate.

 

[Lorilei]

I haven't seen any picture, but you're way too young for me.

 

[blobfish]

I haven't seen any picture, but you're way too young for me.

If age is the only disqualifier, I'd count myself lucky!

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