Would you get kicked into touch?

[foxseeker]

Hi, I thought I'd start this thread to get both guys and gals light hearted responses (And maybe a few tips!):

There you are, a guy out Christmas shopping and wandering through the mall.
Then you nearly fall over the local unattainable 'Virgin ice queen' faint smile on flushed face, emerging with a full carrier, from the local upmarket ladies lingerie and toy store.

Go for it, what's your pick up line?

 

[craig30]

Hi, I thought I'd start this thread to get both guys and gals light hearted responses (And maybe a few tips!):

There you are, a guy out Christmas shopping and wandering through the mall.
Then you nearly fall over the local unattainable 'Virgin ice queen' faint smile on flushed face, emerging with a full carrier, from the local upmarket ladies lingerie and toy store.

Go for it, what's your pick up line?

Shit I wouldn't have one. Probably why I am alone. I just don't have the balls to say something. Never have.

 

[MasterMischief]

"What'd you get me?"

 

[foxseeker]

"What'd you get me?"

Nice one!

 

[craig30]

"What'd you get me?"

Guess that could work.

 

[Wings27]

Hi, I thought I'd start this thread to get both guys and gals light hearted responses (And maybe a few tips!):

There you are, a guy out Christmas shopping and wandering through the mall.
Then you nearly fall over the local unattainable 'Virgin ice queen' faint smile on flushed face, emerging with a full carrier, from the local upmarket ladies lingerie and toy store.

Go for it, what's your pick up line?

Need any help with that? And follow that with a sweet smile. Not a smarmy one.

 

[MasterMischief]

Not a smarmy one.

Bah! That is my problem. All I got are these smarmy smiles. Damn it!

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

"May I help you with your bag?" and at that point, he reaches and takes her mother's hand

 

[MasterMischief]

I can not help but wonder if this is one of those, "I have a friend with this problem..." questions.

 

[craig30]

I don't know to me pickup lines never work. Guess thats why I never say anything.

 

[MasterMischief]

To me, a pick up line is a pre-canned line. If you can think of something witty to say that is relevant to the situation, that is not a pick up line.

I do not think you need a pick up line. I do not even think you need something witty to say. You just need to approach. I have heard it called approach anxiety. Somewhere I read a great way to learn to get over it.

Go to the mall, and approach (talk to) every cute girl you see. No pick up lines. No fake lines. Just walk up and say “Hi”. When you feel more comfortable walking up to a complete stranger and starting a conversation, you will not freeze up when you see a cute girl you want to ask out.

 

[AgntSmth]

To me, a pick up line is a pre-canned line. If you can think of something witty to say that is relevant to the situation, that is not a pick up line.

I do not think you need a pick up line. I do not even think you need something witty to say. You just need to approach. I have heard it called approach anxiety. Somewhere I read a great way to learn to get over it.

Go to the mall, and approach (talk to) every cute girl you see. No pick up lines. No fake lines. Just walk up and say “Hi”. When you feel more comfortable walking up to a complete stranger and starting a conversation, you will not freeze up when you see a cute girl you want to ask out.

I've seen that suggested as well - just start with mundane stuff that you don't feel awkward asking about, like the current time or the nearest book store. Once you get over the initial anxiety of approaching people, then you can worry about what you actually say when you get up to them.

 

[Wings27]

I've seen that suggested as well - just start with mundane stuff that you don't feel awkward asking about, like the current time or the nearest book store. Once you get over the initial anxiety of approaching people, then you can worry about what you actually say when you get up to them.

Holy fuck you're a hottie!

 

[Miles Long]

I know I've given this advice for other situations, but I think it would work well here, too. Calmly walk up to her with a gentle smile, and after introducing yourself, simply scream "PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!" Then tell her, "Santa Claus says, 'you're welcome.' "

Then invite us all to the wedding in six months.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Hi, I thought I'd start this thread to get both guys and gals light hearted responses (And maybe a few tips!):

There you are, a guy out Christmas shopping and wandering through the mall.
Then you nearly fall over the local unattainable 'Virgin ice queen' faint smile on flushed face, emerging with a full carrier, from the local upmarket ladies lingerie and toy store.

Go for it, what's your pick up line?

"Wow...your arms are full. Need some help?" Followed by a genuine smile... Of course this time of year...she might think youa re going to mugg her but hey...

Another option is.. "Wow..your a fox and how about that, I'm a foxseeker..." giggle

 

[craig30]

To me, a pick up line is a pre-canned line. If you can think of something witty to say that is relevant to the situation, that is not a pick up line.

I do not think you need a pick up line. I do not even think you need something witty to say. You just need to approach. I have heard it called approach anxiety. Somewhere I read a great way to learn to get over it.

Go to the mall, and approach (talk to) every cute girl you see. No pick up lines. No fake lines. Just walk up and say “Hi”. When you feel more comfortable walking up to a complete stranger and starting a conversation, you will not freeze up when you see a cute girl you want to ask out.

Yeah and I not fake so that may have something to do with it. I much rather start a conversation.

 

[Inrhapsody]

I know I've given this advice for other situations, but I think it would work well here, too. Calmly walk up to her with a gentle smile, and after introducing yourself, simply scream "PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!" Then tell her, "Santa Claus says, 'you're welcome.' "

Then invite us all to the wedding in six months.

ROFLMAO...yes, that might work for me. Of course, I am desperate.

 

[MasterMischief]

I was very shy when I was younger.

 

[Miles Long]

ROFLMAO...yes, that might work for me. Of course, I am desperate.

Haha

"What's that intoxicating scent you're wearing? Desperation? I love it!"

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

I know I've given this advice for other situations, but I think it would work well here, too. Calmly walk up to her with a gentle smile, and after introducing yourself, simply scream "PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!" Then tell her, "Santa Claus says, 'you're welcome.' "

Then invite us all to the wedding in six months.

ROFL!

 

[anneski]

I know I've given this advice for other situations, but I think it would work well here, too. Calmly walk up to her with a gentle smile, and after introducing yourself, simply scream "PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!" Then tell her, "Santa Claus says, 'you're welcome.' "

Then invite us all to the wedding in six months.

LOL!!!!! You're maaaaaaad, and getting worse!

 

[foxseeker]

Thanks for all the responses folks please keep them coming. I see no strong, silent type has come up with just literally sweeping her off her feet yet?

 

[foxseeker]

Come on! Roll up and interest her in the finer things of life! Even Santa's elves are at it right now;

"No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."

"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."

"I taught Santa everything he knows."

"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."

"I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."

"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."

"I can get you off the Naughty List."

 

[CaFem45]

Wanna fuck? Oh, wait....you're talking about men picking up women. Just had a blond moment.

 

[CaFem45]

I know I've given this advice for other situations, but I think it would work well here, too. Calmly walk up to her with a gentle smile, and after introducing yourself, simply scream "PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!" Then tell her, "Santa Claus says, 'you're welcome.' "

Then invite us all to the wedding in six months.

Now that one only works if you simultaneously waive the named appendage at her. Remember that guys!