Would you fuck yourself?????

[madmanmike]

this is a completely hypothetical question.

if you could take a time machine to the next day in the future would you fuck yourself? would you literally have sex with you? i know i would. it would be the ultimate form of masturbating. also since you are having sex with you tommorow that actaully mean when you get home you get to experience it all over again the next day.


or instead of a time machine would you have sex with a perfect clone of yourself? a 100% perfect clone. once again i definitly would. could you imagine the porno there would be. damn it im horney.

 

[Mary Hall]

Damn good idea...now i`m horny

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

ohhh yes I would...would make for entertaining video...something to remind me of the experience later...

HMMM

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Sure. I like myself. I am with pet, I would tape it.

 

[m2m]

Oddly enough, I have had dreams of this occurring. I wish I could have them at will. To answer the question, yes I would!
Love to have one of you join for a threesome!

 

[Sweetevil]

and the best part for me would be my hubby couldn't accuse me of cheating on him!... And everyone knows how to please themselves so it would make for some awesome, and definately multiple orgasms!!....

BTW Happy New Year everyone!

Sweet

 

[Rhys]

Hell yeah. Sounds like a great idea for a science-fiction novel

*cough*

 

[sdedalus]

over and over and over again.

 

[HammerFan]

I've sucked my own cock lots of times. That has got to be the best kind of masturbation for me but you have to be careful not to hurt your back. It is quite a rush to taste your own cum.

 

[WhisperHaven]

I always said that if I could lick myself, I'd never leave the house.

 

[pogogirl]

I was just asking my friends this very question just this past weekend. Yes, I would fuck myself. Who wouldn't want to have sex with themselves? I wonder what the pillow talk would be like afterwards what would you say to yourself? What if you feel in love with yourself after you had sex? That would be pretty fucked up wouldn't it? Even more bizzare, what if you were a bad lay?

 

[pogogirl]

Ok, here are some more funny thoughts I would like to add. Would you even have pillow talk after the sex was over or would you give yourself some money and say," It's been fun but here is some money for a cab."

 

[Etoile]

This question would be more interesting to me if posed to a heterosexual group, but I'm willing to answer. I personally don't think I would care to. Masturbating is one thing, but I enjoy sharing my sexuality with another person.

 

[pollyjean]

HELL YEAH !

 

[Prime]

hmm...etoile makes a good point.

but however, if the opportunity presented itself, i probably wouldn't pass it up. i'd like to think that like most everyone else here, i'm willing to try anything at least once. (in this case, twice, since the next day and all...)

just think of the learning experience. you could learn what things you do wrong when having sex, and improve upon them. but then that raises all kinds of time-travel, back to the future-esque questions. like if you learned what you do wrong, you would do them differently the next day, so the you from the next day wouldn't experince the wrong things, so they wouldn't be improved on, etc......

on second though, fuck this deep thought, i'd just get a kick out of blowing myself without the mild back pain. oh, and i would definatly fuck myself raw. (best part, no condom, how can you give yourself a disease you don't have?)

 

[onefoxxxylady]

this is a completely hypothetical question.

if you could take a time machine to the next day in the future would you fuck yourself? would you literally have sex with you?

without a doubt!

 

[coffecup]

Sure I would if I could. First I would give my self the best head ever and then sucking myself, hard fuck my ass by the hour.

 

[CasusCoiti]

Criticism won't get any honester. So sure.

 

[bottom boy]

I always seem to get horny when I see myself naked in the mirror. I guess this means I'd like to fuck myself. (Or get fucked by myself)

bb

 

[nickidoes]

I would tie myself to the bed and fuck me until I could never be satisfied by anything less...

Err...um...hypothetically, of course!

 

[curved_richard]

I don't think I would have sex with myself as a separate person but if I could suck myself off I would never leave the house!

 

[Jim311]

What a twisted thread! I love it. I doubt I'd fuck myself. I'm not really into the whole sweaty man-sex thing, even though technically it's no different than masturbating. It would just be.... wierd. Cant imagine giving myself a blowjob or reaming myself in the ass. Just not my cup of tea. Me and Palmela Handerson get along just fine, thanks.


I'm an egomaniac.. but I don't love myself THAT much.

 

[bottom boy]

Palmela Handerson

LOL

 

[m2m]

Palmela Handerson

That is just too funny!

 

[erectorset4U]

To you guys who can auto-fellate, I am jealous. The closest I have cum (pun intended) is to roll onto my back and jack myself off pointing the head straight into my open and eager mouth. I love my cum! I can only get it about four inches or so from my mouth because I am tall with a long torso. However, there is that cool visual I get of me cuming in long, hard, fast jets of yummy cum. My chiropractor, however, said to keep trying to get in IN my mouth (I wonder is that is job security???). So, hell yes, I'd fuck myself.

By the way, I have gotten the head of my cock into my ass: ONCE! But (pun again?), by the time I got completely hard I couldn't get it to bend enough to cum inside myself.