Would you fuck Connie Chung?

[riff]

I would. For free. Why not?

 

[hogjack]

I'd

...have to have a couple of beers at least.

And she'd have to be extremely desparate.

The latter seems imperative.

 

[Bluesboy2]

It depends

On with whos dick you are talking about. I wouldnt do her with mine unless there was $ to be made

 

[riff]

Re: I'd

...have to have a couple of beers at least.

And she'd have to be extremely desparate.

The latter seems imperative.

I bet she is older than she looks. Or maybe it's the make-up. Still, she's not a bad-looking woman.

 

[Orwell84]

Isn't she stilll married to Maurie Povich? Maybe, if he wasn't watching.

 

[riff]

Isn't she stilll married to Maurie Povich?

You are kidding.... LOL

 

[Bluesboy2]

Riff!

You stole Laurels AV! Im telling!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Never heard of her.....pictures please

 

[Orwell84]

You are kidding.... LOL

No, I'm serious, unless my old age and fading memory have me thinking of the wrong person.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I think she's very attractive. And how picky can she be if she sleeps with Maury Povich? If she drank enough I might catch her eye.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You have to respect Connie for starting the trend of Asian Newsladies, many of which are far hotter than she.

 

[riff]

Re: Riff!

You stole Laurels AV! Im telling!

No that is Umberto, as he peered out of the kitty kashe the first time upon arriving at my home.

Stoic, isn't he? Nothing seems to phase him.

 

[binkley]

No, wrong question. You meant to ask: Would Connie Chung fuck me? I think not.

 

[Sillyman]

If I could make time for her, sure thing.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Would you fuck Connie Chung?

No, wrong question. You meant to ask: Would Connie Chung fuck me? I think not.

I don't know Bink...how do you stack up vs. Maury?

 

[Shaq]

She's somewhat attractive...but sloppy seconds after Maury Povich is a tall order for any man...I would say nay...

 

[TWB]

I would. For free. Why not?

She has herpes and got her Hemorrhoid caught in her Zipper.

 

[Guest]

Other options available

May I ask if the other options available are as follows.....

1) Having Maury Povitch fuck me, I'll decline but thanks for asking.....

2) Having Connie Chung fuck me with a suitable penis substitute, I'll waiver that as well.....

3) Having Connie Chung use the aforementioned appliance on a fellow news anchor of my choice, male or female, Hell yes.....

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Would you fuck Connie Chung?

She has herpes and got her Hemorrhoid caught in her Zipper.

Well, OK, the herpes thing would be a problem. And I'm sorry to hear about Maury's accident. Did the zipper hurt much?

 

[patient1]

I would. For free. Why not?

If we were both available, sure.

 

[kidthor]

Would I fuck Connie Chung?

No way!...Not after she's had Maury's wrinkley dick...


...Next question...

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Would I fuck Connie Chung?

No way!...Not after she's had Maury's wrinkley dick...


...Next question...

Well I would hope she takes the wrinkles out of Maury's dick.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Would you fuck Connie Chung?

I don't know Bink...how do you stack up vs. Maury?

Now that's a fine question. Do you think we could have a contest or something?

 

[kidthor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Would you fuck Connie Chung?

Now that's a fine question. Do you think we could have a contest or something?

..."On the next Maury Povich show..."

...That's not a bad idea...better than all the other stupid I fucked seven guys in six hours and don't know who the father of my baby is crap that he normally has on his show...

 

[MechaBlade]

Have to see a recent picture.