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Fuck yes.
(If you want to fuck her anyway, it’s not a pity fuck.)
WYD Mike Pence?
Nope.
WYD Katy Perry?
Yes and yes to Cardi B. I'm a slut.
WYD anyone except Mike Pence, slut?
I would do the heavy one.
And no, I think he would annoy me too much.
WYD Bourdain?
Nope.
WYD someone who had an STD?
Does not compute. NOPE.
WYD someone who was covered in someone else’s cum?
Nope. STD waiting to happen there.
WYD a person of a different political view, but was interested in you anyway?
Nope. STD waiting to happen there.
WYD a person of a different political view, but was interested in you anyway?
Depends. Never a Trumpster.
No, not unless I was single and desperate, and then just one.
Fuck no.
WYD someone who likes shitty music?
Hahahaaa! No.
WYD a carney?
YOLO. Lol
WYD a door to door salesman?
lol well this depends... if it was just his profession and I liked him yes... but would I do him if he was trying to sell me encyclopedias? No
WYD your best friend's spouse?
lol well this depends... if it was just his profession and I liked him yes... but would I do him if he was trying to sell me encyclopedias? No
WYD your best friend's spouse?
Of course.
I’d also probably do the bottle.
WYD a bottle???
If it was a wide mouth bottle.
WYD a Uber driver instead of having to pay for a ride to the liquor store?
NoNo
WYD a bartender for a night of free drinks?
No
WYD a farmer for all the meat on a cow?
I'd do a farmer for all the meat on a farmer.
WYD your dream lay if they were dressed up as a clown?
No, I hate clowns, wait, it’s my dream lay, hell yes!
WYD your dream lay if they were swimming in a lake with a questionable health report?
Maybe. Quite possible. Haha. WYD: Someone who repulsed you if they paid a HUGE worrisome bill for you in Trade??
Just to give him bragging rights? No. He would get a thank you in words only.
WYD your ultimate fantasy lay if you knew someone had just cum in her/him already (and he/she wasn't drunk)?
Yikes. Pass. WYD a Sexy Vampire if they Promised Not to bite??
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