Would WWF Wrestlers Crack Iraq?

[Lost Cause]

What if the WWF wrestlers were the negotiators and inspectors in Iraq? Do you think they'd get results?
How about if they were speakers to the UN?
Who would you pick for negotiators?

Me, I'd pick The Rock. It'd be fun watching the negotiations even if they wouldn't concede, maybe have a Texas cage match?

I could see Terry Hogan at the UN talking to the Iraq ambassador, "Whatta ya gonna do, when the US comes after yoooouuu?"

Who'd you pick?

 

[Marxist]

If we could send WWE bimbos over, there would be no conflict. Their silicone is our secret weapon.

 

[peachykeen]

I have long been in favor of overthrowing Saddam's regime by carpet bombing the country with CD players, Brittney Spears posters, blue jeans, boxes of Crunch'n'Munch, and copies of GQ and Cosmo. It's what the people really want, I think.

 

[Guest]

Da Crusher.

He'd get everyone drunk and talking 'bout broads.

 

[DevilBoy79]

What if the WWF wrestlers were the negotiators and inspectors in Iraq? Do you think they'd get results?
How about if they were speakers to the UN?
Who would you pick for negotiators?

Me, I'd pick The Rock. It'd be fun watching the negotiations even if they wouldn't concede, maybe have a Texas cage match?

I could see Terry Hogan at the UN talking to the Iraq ambassador, "Whatta ya gonna do, when the US comes after yoooouuu?"

Who'd you pick?

those 2 sound good to me, hmm but add maybe Kane, Taker, and umm eh what the hell austin if he wasnt making minimun wage for dumb shyt he did

 

[Shaq]

Sgt. Slaughter.

"Listen you maggot..."

 

[Lasz]

Make sure not to use the Iron Shiek, I dont think that would work out too well, it might motivate the iraqis.

 

[Saint Peter]

Guided Pork Missles.

 

[Monazwx]

Why not send Jesse Ventura?
He's intimidating enough and can still beat the crap out 'em.

 

[Lost Cause]

Jesse Ventura would be good, since he's an former S.E.A.L. and walks the talk.
I would also stage a PSYOPS mission with a remote controlled airplane that crashes close to Baghdad. It would be packed full of boxes marked "US Army-Individual condoms-size: Small." Of course, every condom would be 13" X 8." The psycological effect on the Iraqi army would be devastating!

 

[Shaq]

brock Lesner has the largest arms I've ever seen.

 

[Liontamr]

Finally... The Rock.. has come BACK... to Baghdad!!!

 

[GuyJD]

I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW!!!

If we could send WWE bimbos over, there would be no conflict. Their silicone is our secret weapon.

"Bin Ladin Gets Stratusfied"

"After seeing Molly's and Jacqueline's puppies, Saddem turns himself in to the U.S."

"Terry Rullin flashes Iraq and all troops reaches a truce"

 

[GuyJD]

brock Lesner has the largest arms I've ever seen.

No way brother,
there was a world powerlifting champion with 25' arms who WCW had recruited. "Mr. #1derful" Paul Orndoff was showing him off and bragged that he was training him but he never made a debut since WCW crashed months thereafter.