Would someone write a story with me in it?

[nasty]

My name's Bart. 22 yr. old, white male. 5 ft. tall. OK build. I DO have a slight beer gut. Nothing extravegant. The cock size, you can make up. SORRY!!!!! HOWEVER, I don't want it to sound silly, like 10 inches. OK, 5 inches. HAPPY? I'd LOVE to read a story were I fuck the hell out of a hot female celebrities. Some names are, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Jenna Elfman, Nancy O Dell, Jules Asner, Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Gillian Anderson, and the list could go on. I would be in a club in Hollywood, when I accidently bump 2 of these celebs. We get to talking. They tantalize me,(or maybe it's my imagination.) At the end of the night, we hail a cab. The tantalizing would continue on the way home. As we get to the celebs house, she invites me,(along with the other inside.) Sitting on the couce, celeb offers us wine. As we get more of a buzz, the conversation turns to sex. Then, WHAM!!!! The story should involve, masturbation, raunchy talk, licking, sucking, dildo's, AND, strap-ons.