Would someone slap me, please?

riff

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Slap me hard. Give it all you got. No backhands. Just a good old fashioned slap across the face.

Today is the last day of school and tomorrow morning my summer begins.

Go fuck yourselves.
 
riff said:
Slap me hard. Give it all you got. No backhands. Just a good old fashioned slap across the face.

Today is the last day of school and tomorrow morning my summer begins.

Go fuck yourselves.

*tries to remember the stuff she learned during self defense*


*SLAAAAAAP*

:D

I hate you. Can I kick you too? I still have one more week to go in school. :( Have to finish my article, then an IR one, then a webpage and then a Journalism & Society article for Tue. :(
After that study week and then exams.

*lies on the floor and acts like a baby* I don't waaaaaant to!!!!!1
 
Nice. You slap good. WoW!

Now punch me in the gut, you lousy slut.

LOL

Wait...
 
I prefer a spanking or flogging.
Will that do, riff? ;)

Congrats on the ending of school! :)
 
***SSSSSSSSSSSMACK!*

Yeah, thake that.

:D

goes to shower and get ready for WORK.
 
SUMMER SCHOOL

How is that for a smack upside the head?
Yes, I know, you love me.
Now get your sweet lil' kitty loving ass down to the registrar and pick out some useful classes. I don't want to be the only one whining about finals in August.
 
Not usually one to be aggressive, but since you asked nicely

*THWACK *

Have a great time off and yes... fuck me please
 
I'll gladly smack you, riff. Three more days of classes, two finals, and the big semester two final. I've got more than a little aggression to get rid of ;)

*smack*
 
There's a law against smacking in Scotland, just going through Parliament.

When I saw the Headline,
SMACK BAN ANGERS POLICE
I thought it was about cocaine.

In fact it's all about communicating with kids non-verbally.

Are you Americans all having holidays to celebrate the Queen's jubilee?

Would you like a smack from Her Majesty, Riff?

She is arriving, right oustide my window tomorrow, by helicopter. I jest not!.

I can have a big placard up for her.

"Lizzy, Can you spare a whack for our Riff?"
 
Summer School for me is going to rock...

I get paid to earn college credit, and I only have to attend a one day seminar and go to University of Michigans Horticulture department for a field trip. Oh darn. No tests, no quizes. Just money, work, and some fun in the sun! :D
 
I DO feel the need to slap somebody........you will do as well as the next person........and you get what you want as well.

We both win........


*SLAP!!!!!*.......That wasn't very hard.......I'm kind of a weakling.

:heart:
bluemuse
 
I'll be teaching a few seminars over the summer though the south.

You'll know me if you see me. Just come up to me and SLAP me and say, "THAT'S FOR LITEROTICA, ASSHOLE>>>"

:)
 
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