Would it be wrong to follow Starfish around for I think she's cool?

alexandraaah

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well, would it?




I have my fire extinguisher ready for those who think whatever they may think of me for starting this thread.

Look out, I'll use it.
 
alexandraaah said:
well, would it?




I have my fire extinguisher ready for those who think whatever they may think of me for starting this thread.

Look out, I'll use it.


go for it use the fire extinguisher.


oh you were talkig about following starfish around, go for it too
 
Hey, put the extinguisher down.

I'm with you, right behind you even. ;)

Starfishieeee, you're wanted.

But don't worry, alexandraah, I won't fight you for her, we can share...right?
 
You could always just follow Starfish around *with* the fire extinguisher.

That'll keep her on her toes! :D



:devil:
 
How bout

Alex you follow Starfish, Todd you follow Alex, and I'll follow Wiggles. Hey thats a daisy chain.

You can find someone else to squirt us as we follow.
 
This could work out...

I have a lot of dog toys to pick up off of my living room floor, and if I miss any, you folks following me will surely get anything I overlook. :D

Oh, but when I paint, could you please just remember not to bump into me?
 
I've been following her around for months now.

I'm like a stalker but not all weird and creepy.

:D
 
Re: This could work out...

Starfish said:

Oh, but when I paint, could you please just remember not to bump into me?

There's only one way you'll get bumped into, little fishy... ;)


And Alex, I follow her around and I don't even think she's cool....

Well, maybe the paintings.......

The way she uses the word "fuck".....

OK, I'm rambling
 
Mellon Collie said:
I've been following her around for months now.

I'm like a stalker but not all weird and creepy.

:D

I'm weird and creepy but not all stalker-like.

Wait...is that right? :confused:
 
Maybe instead of a fire extinguisher, you should consider a pocket full of Bic lighters? She is always misplacing them and they come in very handy when doing bong hits.

(You can thank me later, Fishie ;) )
 
OMG! Blusing Rose! top of the line for you....

10 GOLD STARFISHS

~awarded to only those who make the most perceptive, most practical statements about Starfish's needs, wants and desires.


Oh, goodie, I not only have nice well adjusted, sexy stalkers, but I get weird and demented ones with nice boobies AND THEY ALL HAVE TO CARRY EXTRA LIGHTERS.

I am psyched to the third power.

Therefore, since psyched is roughly = to :D

I = :D cubed.

Here are some simple word problems to play with.

If you have 420 Starfishes and they are all equal to :D cubed, but you only need 123 Starfish that are equal to :D cubed, then how many Starfishes must you knock off in order to get the desired number of Starfishes?


Find out how many Starfishs, that are :D cubed, it takes to fill up a container that will hold 100 liters, when one Starfish is roughly 4200 ml?

If you are eating out a Starfish, and you come across a misplaced pussy hair that didn't get shaven, what should you do?

If you hurt Starfish's feelings, what is the best way to make it up to her?
1. Get her stoned and fuck the hell out of her...
2. Spit on her and then lick it off in a location that is tender and tingly.
3. Buy her a flower and then get her stoned and fuck the hell out of her.
4. Spit on her flowers and then fuck the hell out of Dave.
5. Take her to the movies.
6. Take her to the movies and then buy her a flower, and then get her stoned and fuck the hell out of her.
 
Starfish said:

Here are some simple word problems to play with.

I just typed two way long pro-Anarchist posts and I have officially stopped all activity in my brain until further notice.
 
Please, please let me jump in and join the Starfish train. And, I wanna be the caboose. I have the booty for the job. ;)

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Get your birthday booty on board then, raindancer! Chugga chugga choo chooooooooooooo!!!
 
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