Would Even Todd Sit Through This?

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The World's Longest Sermon
LONDON (Reuters) - A British vicar on Friday began a two-day-long unscripted sermon in an attempt to set a world preaching record.

Chris Sterry, the Anglican vicar of Whalley in Lancashire, northern England, will talk on the Old Testament until late Saturday -- with only 15 minute breaks every eight hours.

Sterry, 47, hopes to break the record for unscripted speech -- which stands at just over 27 hours -- and to set a record for preaching.

This will include strict regulations restricting nonsense, repetition and pauses longer than 10 seconds.

``This will be a proper sermon and I hope that those who come to listen to it will get something out of it,'' Sterry said on his parish Web site.

He said he hoped the preaching marathon would raise $3,000 for a local charity, the Whalley Parish Church Ministry Fund.

And parishioners in Whalley will be relieved to know that there will be no sermon this Sunday.
 
I know I've felt like the sermon was at least that long a couple of times, especially when I was one of those teenagers flirting in the back row.
 
*running to the back row*

Hey morninggirl, how are doing? Long sermon huh.

Wanna go up to loft with me and speak in tongues?
 
Balcony??? oh no, I couldn't go to the balcony....... the choir can see into the balcony and then I'm caught for sure
 
Yeah I know just the place downstairs..... I'll reserve it with the pastor's son for next week (You have to get your reservation in early)
 
Yep, his little "room" is available for one couple per service. And since he's not sitting on the other side of me, it's definitely occupied now.
 
Oh i wouldn't take up much room.

(especially with you stradling my lap)
 
I may sit throught some of it.

If he started in Genesis with 1:1 and worked his way through I would be able to tell you in about 10 minutes if it was worth sitting through 27 hours of it
 
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